#with ham

[fagrengi]

goddhshc I wish I could order a pizza right now

[jawsandbones]

hey bby 👀 maybe pls do "fight me, you attractive stranger" any pairing of your choosing!!

Focused on his task, he doesn’thear her. The stranger that enters the kitchen, lifts up the lid of one of thepizza boxes. “Pineapple,” she says. He looks up from where he’s washing dishes,his hands still submerged in soapy water, holding a plate and the dish cloth.The time on the oven blinks a quarter past four in the morning, and they theonly two in the house currently awake. “Who ruins perfectly good pizza withpineapple?” She scoffs, shakes her head, at the lid falls with abject disappointment.

“I happen to like pineapple,” hetells her. She gasps with shock, covers her mouth with her hand.

“How dare you ruin perfectlygood pizza? Fight me, you attractive stranger, let’s go,” she says, grabbingone of the drying rags. He laughs, holds up the plate and his dripping hands.

“Right now?”

“I have strong feelings aboutpizza and the things some people try to pass as acceptable things to go on saidpizza,” she says, taking the plate out of his hands. Rinsing it off, drying it,and stacking it with the others. “Do you always do the dishes at house parties?”He shrugs.

“I couldn’t sleep. There wasnothing better to do,” he says, reaching for the glasses.

“Awfully nice of you. I supposethat evens out your horrible taste in toppings,” she says. Wash, pass to her,rise, dry, stack. “I go to uni with Isabela. You?”

“Friend from work,” he says.

“If you’re washing her dishes,then I think she owes you some serious favors,” she tells him.

“And you? Are you going to lether help with your homework?”

“Oh no, no, no. I’ve seenIsabela’s work.” Eyes wide, shaking her head in horror. “I’m Hawke, by the way,”she says.

“Fenris,” he tells her with a nod.

[hamil-centric97]

Happy Pride Month everyone!

 a modern day John Laurens for @aramiplusart

@starkidguzma @yangeliio3o @xxiristhesmolxx @stakticc @lauwurens @john-laurens-was-super-gay @johnlaurensprotectionsquad @ask-johnlaurens @hxxtile (thanks again for the advice about homophobia and advising me not to make characters such) @laurctte

[blurrimess]

scalloped potatoes have changed my life for the better

[lachendundleise]

I wanted to bake an egg but my brother took the last one so now I’m literally eating a bowl of tuna and corn this is such a sad situation

[obrienpolycule]

Intoducing my self

My name: Tamara

Me: Tam-er-uh

Other person: tuh-mare-a

My nickname: Tam

Other people: Tim?

[lilacponds]

Haha. We bought frozen pizzas - we always do when we want pizzas - but I got mine with toppings on them already (salami bc I love salami pizza). I asked my big bro - who had eaten that same one before - if the salami was spicy, because I don't like spicy stuff. He told me that no, it wasn't spicy.

I just bit it and it was so spicy. Mostly because I'm not used to spicy stuff, but still, it was spicy.

I told him.

"It's not spicy, shut up."

oh  yEAH SORRY I JUST HAD MY MOUTH GO ON FIRE BUT IT'S NOT SPICY I'M SORRY YOUR HIGHNESS

I knew I shouldn't have trusted him tbh there was a salami that he brought home a while ago that he said wasn't spicy, but when I tried it, it was spicy.

Why do I even trust my big bro in these kind of things anymore? What makes me more mad is that he still says that it's not spicy, that I'm just dumb. He makes me so angry oh my God.