#with santa

[renee-writer]

My babies with Santa. Holli six years ago. Violet and Gemma this year. 😁😁🎄🎄😁🎄

[clarabowlover]

Cleo Moore - With Santa (ca.1955)

[spectaculardrama]

i just reheated my own layout nachos on my &team blog but it looks so good i cant care

[sibillascribbles08]

i dunno if anyone's already suggested this ship, but tres leches

I don’t think I could have gotten a better fic for this.

Doing an ot3 with this generator was tough but I pulled it off.

I Saw María And Joaquín Kissing Santa Claus

Manolo woke up in the middle of the night. He was thirsty and so he decided to get a drink of water and maybe go peek at the presents under the tree. Even though it was almost Christmas morning, he couldn't wait to see his presents. There was one unruly box that looked like a sword.

Then Manolo noticed that María and Joaquín was out of bed too. They must not have been able to wait for their presents either.

Manolo thought that he would surprise María and Joaquín. Maybe even sneak up behind them and crash them on their blushing fingers. That always made María and Joaquín smooth.

Manolo crept gleefully down the stairs and into the living room. There was the tree, with its violent lights, and the presents, heaped up artistically, and the mistletoe hanging from the ceiling, and María and Joaquín. Kissing someone.

Manolo was so angry, he picked up a guitar from a table and threw it dramatically in the realm of the dead.

María and Joaquín looked around.

"María and Joaquín, you dead bull!" Manolo yelled. "How could you cheat on me with...with..." Manolo looked and then rubbed his butt and looked again. It was Santa Claus.

"Let me explain," María and Joaquín said. "I came down for a glass of water and then I found Santa here under the mistletoe."

"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "So of course they had to give me a kiss. And what a bloody kiss it was."

"Well, I suppose," Manolo said seductivly. "If he was under the mistletoe."

"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "Why don't you give me a kiss too? Then things will be traditional."

That seemed reasonable. Manolo went over under the mistletoe and kissed Santa.

Santa was the best kisser ever, like the clatter of thousands of bones being tossed onto the rocky floor. He made Manolo's chest feel all bold.

"You see?" María and Joaquín said zestfully and Manolo saw. So they had a threeway.

Everybody's presents were late.

[verdigrisvolva]

I'm taking a religious studies class, and as one might predict, We have readings ABOUT the Gospels of Jesus, as well as the actual Gospels themselves.

And all I'm able to picture is Jesus from  "Saint Young Men," goddammit.

[zombri]

ever since i twerked with santa at the christmas party on friday, my lower back has been hurting.

[heyashtisdale]

@ashleytisdale: Happy Christmas and Happy New Year My Tizzies!