If you like kicking it with dead people or want a dose of Chernobyl radiation, I have the place for you! New York's hottest club is: The Raccoon City Ruins. Founded by The Connections & inspired by true events, this place has everything! 30-year-old zombies marinating in their juices, children of the corn, a "Hunky" man who lost his chiropractor license, Shelob the spider & her wife Audrey The Plant, that blonde prick no one invited, Dr. Frankenstein post-ozempic & if you head into the basement for drinks, the password is Hope followed by *uncomfortable Licker & plant noises* & beware of the bouncer who goes by the Former Artist Known As Mr. X. He will NOT give it you.











