TYRENA: -Tyrena 1s lurk1ng. Th1s 1s k1nd 0f a usual pr0blem when l1v1ng 1n the same general bu1ld1ng as her-- she d0es n0t actually sleep, and whatever 1t 1s she eats, 1t d0esn't appear t0 be f00d. St1ll, she 1s 0nly s0mewhat less subtle than usual as she appears t0 be track1ng...-
TYRENA: -A M00DY G0TH QUEEN >:0-
RAJANI: -she's 0n her way t0 get f00d, finding that it's hard t0 c0ncentrate 0n an empty st0mach n0 matter h0w hard she wants t0 w0rk. she's been aware 0f tyrena f0ll0wing her, at least 0f s0me0ne d0ing s0.- y0u can sh0w y0urself n0w.
TYRENA: 1 AM GLAD THAT Y0U GAVE ME THE PERM1SS10N T0 D0 S0
TYRENA: AS EQUALLY SURPR1SED AS 1 WAS T0 F1ND Y0UR L1TTLE F00TPR1NTS LEAT1NG 0UT 0F Y0UR D0MA1N
TYRENA: TR1PP1NG AND TR0PP1NG AND PRANC1NG ALL THE WAY HERE!
TYRENA: W0ULD 1 BE WR0NG 1N PERHAPS F1ND1NG THAT Y0U ARE AWARE
TYRENA: 0F THE S1GN1F1CANCE 0F T0DAY?
RAJANI: yes, i am sure i was d0ing all 0f that. l0udly. because that is why i am the spymaster.
TYRENA: Y0U WERE TH0UGH!
RAJANI: y0u kn0w y0ur senses are heightened.
TYRENA: THEY WERE L1KE MAH0GANY CLAPS 0F THUNDER
TYRENA: 1T WAS GL0R10US >:)
RAJANI: n0, i d0n't kn0w the significance 0f t0day. i have l0st track 0f the day.
RAJANI: s0unds excepti0nal.
TYRENA: S0 1T W0ULD
TYRENA: HMM
TYRENA: -She sl1des r1ght up t0 her, well 1nt0 her pers0nal space. She w0uld appear t0 be star1ng at her thr0ugh her bl1ndf0lds.-
RAJANI: -rajani is unimpressed- h0w may i help y0u.
TYRENA: BY ACKN0WLEDG1NG THE DAY THAT 1T 1SN'T
TYRENA: PERHAPS Y0U C0ULD HELP A P00R, CR1PPLED, M1SERABLE AND HELPLESS BL1ND PERS0N
TYRENA: BUT ACC0RD1NG T0 0UR CALENDERS
TYRENA: Y0U SH0ULD BE ABLE T0 SEE
TYRENA: THE DAY 0F THE TWELFTH FR0M HERE
TYRENA: 1SN'T THAT R1GHT?
RAJANI: yes. i supp0se. i'm guessing y0u are an avid celebrat0ry participant 0f this h0liday.
TYRENA: AHAHA! N0PE
TYRENA: BUT Y0U ARE, N0W
TYRENA: -She steps back, 0nly t0 g1ve herself the armspace t0 sh0ve a package t0wards Rajan1.-
RAJANI: am i- 0h.
RAJANI: -l00ks d0wn at this package-
RAJANI: -DEEZ NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11-
TYRENA: Y0U 0PEN 1T
TYRENA: -1t's wrapped 1n br0wn paper.-
TYRENA: -U KN0W WHAT A BR0WN PACKAGE L00KS L1KE!!!!!!-
RAJANI: -she stares at tyrena f0r a m0ment and then unwraps the present sl0wly and carefully-
TYRENA: -she 1s st1ll lean1ng at her way t00 cl0se. Gr1nn1ng.-
RAJANI: -taking her time-
TYRENA: -1t's n0t really much t0 speak 0f. 1t's a h0rned lamb ab0ut the s1ze 0f a paperwe1ght, made 0f s0me k1nd 0f r0ck f0und 0n L0CAS. 1t's a dark, nearly-black c0l0r.-
RAJANI: -she stares at it f0r a m0ment- y0u're giving this t0 me?
TYRENA: N0, 1 WANTED Y0U T0 ELAB0RATELY DESCR1BE 1T T0 ME
TYRENA: BECAUSE THAT 1S MY TH1NG
TYRENA: SHEEP ARE MY TH1NG
TYRENA: 1 L0VE H0W THEY BREATHE F1RE
TYRENA: -she pushes the b0x cl0ser t0 her, 1ns1stently.
RAJANI: p0int taken.
RAJANI: -she stares at it again, she actually l0ves it but her expressi0n d0esn't change-
RAJANI: it's nice.
RAJANI: thank y0u.
TYRENA: YEAH, 0KAY >:P
TYRENA: 1T 1S N0T THE PER1GEE YET
TYRENA: S0 Y0U MAY PREVENT Y0UR GLANDS FR0M SWELL1NG W1TH SHEER SENT1MENTAL1TY
RAJANI: s0 i am supp0sed t0 thank y0u after?
TYRENA: UGH, 1 D0N'T KN0W
TYRENA: SURE, WHATEVER
TYRENA: Y0U'RE WELC0ME
TYRENA: BLUH BLUH
TYRENA: PUT 1T 0N Y0UR DESK WH1LE Y0U ARE 0RCHESTRAT1NG P0L1T1CAL C0UPS
RAJANI: that is exactly where i'll put it.
RAJANI: and exactly the circumstances.
TYRENA: HEHEHEHEHE
RAJANI: -she h0lds it in her hands, still l00king at it. h0w nice 0f tyrena-
RAJANI: i'm glad y0u enj0yed my j0ke.
TYRENA: AND THEN Y0U JUST ASSASS1NATED 1T!
TYRENA: THE J0KE 1S DEAD N0W, RAJAN1
TYRENA: Y0U K1LLED 1T
RAJANI: that's my j0b.
RAJANI: part 0f it.
TYRENA: HMM
TYRENA: THAT EXPLA1NS
TYRENA: EVERYTH1NG
TYRENA: -she l1ghtly headbutts her 1n the sh0ulder.- ST1LL G01NG T0 BE W0RK1NG, TH0UGH, HUH?
RAJANI: yes. my w0rk d0es n0t take a h0liday.
TYRENA: BLUH
TYRENA: 1 AM S0MEWHAT C0MPELLED T0 DENY Y0U TH1S
TYRENA: BUT
TYRENA: 1 AM N0T THAT STUP1D, ACTUALLY
RAJANI: i kn0w y0u are much smarter than that, yes.
TYRENA: WELL
TYRENA: THAT 1S G00D EN0UGH F0R ME, ANYWAYS
RAJANI: c0nsider this day celebrated t0 its full extent.
TYRENA: 0KAY, 0KAY
TYRENA: BUT HAVE Y0U C0NS1DERED THAT Y0U ST1LL HAVE N0T EATEN
TYRENA: AND 1 CAN HEAR Y0UR HEART
TYRENA: AND Y0UR L1FE S1GNS ARE SL1GHTLY ABN0RMAL
RAJANI: i was 0n my way t0 eat.
TYRENA: YES!
TYRENA: AND Y0U ARE G01NG T0 EAT S0METH1NG APPR0PR1ATE F0R THE TWELFTH
TYRENA: AND N0T S0ME TERR1BLE TH1NG 0UT 0F A BURR1T0 MACH1NE 0R S0METH1NG
RAJANI: and y0u are g0ing t0 prepare it f0r me, i assume.
TYRENA: N000
TYRENA: FUCK N0, G0D
TYRENA: 1 AM N0T TRY1NG T0 K1LL Y0U, SH1T
RAJANI: then y0u will direct me t0 h0liday appr0priate f00ds?
TYRENA: YES
TYRENA: 1, THE BL1ND PERS0N,
TYRENA: W1LL LEAD Y0U
TYRENA: -she l00ps her arm and attempts t0 br1ng her al0ng-
RAJANI: here we g0.
TYRENA: -THERE THEY G0-
TYRENA: -she's g01ng 0n an adventure f0r m1cr0waved left0vers and pastr1es and she 1s g01ng t0 make very sure she eats them-
RAJANI: -rude-
RAJANI: -she's f0ll0wing al0ng t0 hum0r her-











