Why it's all Liam's Fault
Drake's justification of why Liam is to blame for everything that's wrong with his life.
My mom and dad failed to use protection and as a result, got pregnant with me: Liam’s fault
I was born: Liam’s fault
My dad chose a job where his life is in danger rather than retiring and finding something else since he had a growing family: Liam’s fault
My mom ditched me and my younger sister at a pivotal moment when our dad just died: Liam’s fault
Rather than my mom taking us with her to Texas, she left us in this country with no one to look after us but somehow we still had a place to live and food to eat rather than going to an orphanage: Liam’s fault
I had the opportunity to go to college...in the States...making me an international student...so that was expensive and that’s what I chose to do rather than go to a local university and somehow still had the money to pay for either choices cause it’s not like my mom sent money back to help sustain my upbringing: Liam’s fault
I get free food but complain they don’t meet my standards of meat and whiskey: Liam’s fault
I don’t have a real canon job but I get to live rent free in a fucking palace and travel anywhere my best friend goes but I like to complain that my life is so hard because some mean girls don’t wannna date me when I have a choice to just not go to these things and go adult on my own: Liam’s fault
I bitched about going on my best friend’s overseas bachelor trip and whined enough that my best friend never got to go see the Statue of Liberty like he wanted to on HIS bachelor trip and instead we went to the type of bar I prefer: Liam’s fault
I slipped and my dick fell into a girl my best friend has been telling me he’s serious irl considering marrying: Liam’s fault