Drake Sucks

[ihatedrakewalker]

Anti-Drake Appreciation Week Poll

You have to choose one or one of them will come true:

Have a baby with Drake

Get Drake's haircut

Wear Drake's unwashed (and sweaty) denim shirt for an entire week

Lose an eyeball

Voting ended onMar 7, 2023

[ihatedrakewalker]

It's Drake Walker Appreciation Week. You can almost smell it when you say it out loud.

smells like cabbage farts and BO

[ihatedrakewalker]

Let's play a game. Using predictive text, finish this sentence "Drake smells..."

I will go first. Drake smells so bad I can't breathe.

[ihatedrakewalker]

Are you unemployed bitch?

You mad?

[ihatedrakewalker]

you're embarrasing cocomaxley

I don't know cocomaxley. I have never talked to anyone on tumblr. I assume they also hate Drake along with most non-Drake stans. If they do then yes I am cocomaxley. If they like Drake then fuck them along with all the Drake stans.

[ihatedrakewalker]

I don’t understand why you and others hate on Drake so much. He is an amazing character with so much depth. Obviously your jealous because he is the better love interest.

If he's so amazing and the better love interest then why are you commenting as anon? The answer is simple:

He has as much depth as his lips

He is as amazing as a flat tire while driving home after a shitty day of work

He is a better love interest than, say Constantine, but not even close to the other TRR/TRH LIs

Also: you're

[ihatedrakewalker]

Why it's all Liam's Fault

Drake's justification of why Liam is to blame for everything that's wrong with his life.

My mom and dad failed to use protection and as a result, got pregnant with me: Liam’s fault

I was born: Liam’s fault

My dad chose a job where his life is in danger rather than retiring and finding something else since he had a growing family: Liam’s fault

My mom ditched me and my younger sister at a pivotal moment when our dad just died: Liam’s fault

Rather than my mom taking us with her to Texas, she left us in this country with no one to look after us but somehow we still had a place to live and food to eat rather than going to an orphanage: Liam’s fault

I had the opportunity to go to college...in the States...making me an international student...so that was expensive and that’s what I chose to do rather than go to a local university and somehow still had the money to pay for either choices cause it’s not like my mom sent money back to help sustain my upbringing: Liam’s fault

I get free food but complain they don’t meet my standards of meat and whiskey: Liam’s fault

I don’t have a real canon job but I get to live rent free in a fucking palace and travel anywhere my best friend goes but I like to complain that my life is so hard because some mean girls don’t wannna date me when I have a choice to just not go to these things and go adult on my own: Liam’s fault

I bitched about going on my best friend’s overseas bachelor trip and whined enough that my best friend never got to go see the Statue of Liberty like he wanted to on HIS bachelor trip and instead we went to the type of bar I prefer: Liam’s fault

I slipped and my dick fell into a girl my best friend has been telling me he’s serious irl considering marrying: Liam’s fault

[openheartconfessions]

I've noticed that you can't provide constructive criticism or say anything remotely negative on this page about a character without someone saying something negative about Ethan in retaliation. Its petty, stop it.

PSA: Remember to keep negativity out of the reblogs and replies. We’ll disable replies if we have to.

[ihatedrakewalker]

Can I ask to clarify this anon? It's ok for people to be negative about other LIs but not Ethan? Got it.

[ihatedrakewalker]

[estradiol]

Imo the “bad boy who’s only nice secretly/after you get through his layers” trope in media functions as propaganda designed to get you to second guess yourself and your experiences in order to give bad men a chance. Some things need to be taken at face value and if he treats people like shit he is in fact a bad person even if he’s nice to you sometimes. Stop looking for hidden meaning and depth in his actions. He’s not misunderstood he’s just an asshole and it’s not your job to shovel through the shit to get to the disappointing “good” parts

[garlic-slut]

RIP to any man who thinks I’m gunna fuck around and see if he’s not a loathsome pice of shit. If he behaves in an abusive mannor stop talking to him.

[ihatedrakewalker]

Sounds like a familiar character.

[rebeccaschoices]

Drake Walker sniffs butts for a living, pass it on.

[maxwellsbrokeass]

i have a genuine question: what does drake actually do for a living ??

[lorirwritesfanfic]

He's a Royal Councilor of Cordonia since TRR 3

Before that: freeloader who happens to be the Crown Prince/King's best friend.

[marshmallowsandfire]

Before becoming an official Council member in TRR3 Drake served informally as Liam's emotional and mental health support person and advisor. He dropped out of college and sacrificed his independence to do so, and received the use of one of the palace's many bedrooms, food, and transportation to wherever Liam needs him in return. If that makes him a freeloader then I guess anyone irl who forgoes formal employment to care for a loved one is a freeloader too. I personally think his contribution is valid and worthwhile, and canonically, so does King Liam. I'm puzzled that people think room and board is somehow overcompensation.

ETA, I suppose it's understandable people think that when they haven't seen the restaurant scene in Italy where key parts of this are discussed.

[ihatedrakewalker]

I agree. It is a legitimate job. No one talks smack about the dogs that get free room and board. Not to mention free food and plane rides to anywhere in the world.

[ihatedrakewalker]

Drake on a bike that Liam probably bought him

[ihatedrakewalker]

Drake stans when someone tells the truth about Drake.

[ihatedrakewalker]

Why won't Drake stans be friends with me?