“Hufflepuff’s are Weak”
September 1st; Great Hall
Slytherin #1: “I can’t believe my sister was put into that pathetic house- I always knew she was weak but at the very least I thought she’d be in Ravenclaw!”
Slytherin #2: *snobishly exclaims* “I cannot say I disagree, it’s a shame she was put into Hufflepuff, everyone knows ‘Hufflepuff’s are weak’!”
Slytherin #1: “Just wait until word gets back to my parents- she’ll be disowned in a flash! Then I’ll be next in line to be my families head of house!”
Entire Hufflepuff Table: *slowly turns heads, ice cold look in their eyes*
Hufflepuff #1: *stands up, all of Hufflepuff house behind him* “I’m sorry, but what did you just say? I’m certain that I didn’t hear you say that you were going to have one of our Puff’s disowned for their house affiliation.”
Rest of Hufflepuff House: *several crack knuckes and bones, steely glares on each of their faces*
Slytherin #1: “*scoffs* P-please, like you pathetic Puffs could lay a finger on me!”
Slytherin table: *stands*
Hufflepuff #1: *bends down and whispers in ear* “Oh we definitely could, would you like to test our loyalty?”
Everyone: *silence*
Hufflepuff #4 (Slytherin #1′s sister): “You git! *casts bat bogey hex on her bro*.”
Slytherin’s: *slowly sit down, fearful*
Hufflepuff #4: “That’ll show em, thanks guys for sticking by me, how about we go and enjoy the meal?”
Hufflepuffs: *nods and heads back to their table, happily chatting all the way, while holding up their middle fingers*