okay so being honest, twins didn't notice you until your third year
that's when u, as a Hufflepuff, had transfiguration with gryffindor
and let's just say that they *had* to notice u
because u tried to do the task so.many.times. but it just didn't work and at some point u just yelled "bloody fuckin hell!"
and yes professor did take 10 points from your house for saying those words
but! thanks to that weasley twins noticed you! Right after the lesson, they approached you on the hall
"so. aren't you a naughty little hufflepuff?" "what's your name, Puffy?"
and so, this is how your friendship started.
and yes, at first twins were just curious about you, maybe just their gryffindor blood wanted something new
but nevertheless, it quickly changed into something more real, as they started hanging out with you
you laugh at their jokes, watch their quidditch games and sometimes lightly pack them on their heads when they are being too much of a nuisance. They realized they liked u as a person.
YOUR FRIENDSHIP WITH TWINS LOOKED LIKE;
so, just because you're their friend, doesn't mean they wont try and will prank you
that's why it often ends up in a game of tag; its either them running after you (sometimes you even win and end up safely in Hufflepuff common room!) or you after them (and trying to hex them after they pulled out their prank on you)
but yeah, so many times they tried to go after you to hufflepuff common room and they ended up smelling like vingear!
(you did ended up helping them with the smell anyway. just later, of course)
so u may, or may not, have slipped that u were always wondering how it feels to be kabedon'ed to twins
did they know what that is? no. did u told them? no. did they found out anyways? YES.
and so, this is how it started; your whole week of Weasley twins kabeddoning you in random places at random times.
your reactions were quite enjoyable, so was your flustered expression, which only made them do it again, and again,,,
(you did like it tho. even if u decided not to share that thought with twins...)
when you have classes together you can expect paper bird charm flying your way! Twins would write something or draw something silly. Sometimes just because they are bored, sometimes so they can make you laugh and make teacher reprimand you. Anyway, it's not boring when u share classes
their mom & dad loving you! Of course not as much as they like Harry and Hermione, but you are just behind them! And Molly can't help but appreciate you and your ability to tone down twins (at least sometimes...)
you make them study together with you, of course its not easy and at least half of the time they (okay and you too...) spend talking and giggling, but because of your reward system (after you learn this you can get that), they are a little bit more willing to learn (not much tho)
twins knew that you know a lot of hiding places in Hogwart, so they often include you in their pranks... if only for you to help them turn into right direction
but sometimes things just didn't work out, and you three ended up in detention
that's when twins could see your grumpy, annoyed side
them knowing you're not *seriously* mad at them, meaning they would try to make you laugh, betting who would make you laugh first, and so on
them wanting to prank you but you know better
"Puffie, come on, join us tonight!" the Weasley twins chorused, their grins practically gleaming with mischief.
You crossed your arms, eyeing them suspiciously. “No,” you replied flatly, frowning. You knew that look too well.
"Pleaaaase," Fred stretched the word out, pouting dramatically. "Don't be a bummer!" George leaned in closer, mischief dancing in his eyes. "Do you want us to beg?" he teased, and then Fred chimed in, smirking. "Are you into men on their knees?"
You felt your cheeks heat up as they burst into laughter at your reaction. “Are you willing to be these men?” you shot back, still blushing but fire dancing in your eyes, not wanting to lose to them so openly.
But they weren’t done yet. “What if... there’s food?” George asked, his tone suddenly innocent.
Your interest piqued. “What food?” you asked, narrowing your eyes.
Fred nodded seriously. "Good stuff. Sweet stuff. Whatever you like."
“Fine,” you sighed, but you weren’t so easily persuaded. “You have to promise that next time I have a bad morning and I’m grumpy, you’ll hug me. A sandwich hug, at that!” You finished with a grin, proud of yourself. If you were going to be pranked, you might as well get something out of it too.
Fred smirked. "Blimey, didn’t know you were so forward, Puff—” You smacked his arm before he could finish, a playful scowl on your face.
George chuckled, taking your hand with a grin. "Deal."
Of course, it was a prank. But there was food, and was it worth it in the end? Your future self would wholeheartedly agree.
them asking you to bring food for nightly study or just hanging out at night
“Why me? You already know where the kitchen is,” you asked, genuinely curious but not annoyed.
“Yeah, but it’s late already, and we’re us, and you’re you,” Fred explained, as if that made perfect sense.
“Meaning...?” you prompted, raising an eyebrow.
George chuckled, leaning in as if sharing a grand secret. “You’re an innocent Hufflepuff, and we’re mischievous Gryffindors. If a prefect or professor catches us, they’re more likely to let you go, and us... well, you know how it usually ends.” He shrugged, grinning widely.
You paused, contemplating. It made a strange kind of sense. It was a bit unfair, sure, but if you could turn it to your advantage, wasn’t that fair in its own way? “Mhmm, we’ll see. What do you want?” you asked, a mischievous smile tugging at your lips.
so yes, they would also sometimes 'use your hufflepuff self" for making things easier for them. and hey! at first it worked perfectly! But after a while, prefect and professors caught on that you're not as innocent as you seem, and you are friends with Weasley twins in more ways than they thought
one time they pranked you by making your hair [color], thinking you would get angry, but you just shrugged and decided that it looks nice on you, and you're keeping it for time being
so yeah, they wouldn't think so at first, but somehow, you match them perfectly!
While working on the bus, a famous little face pops itself into the open doors. A sweetheart that’s been stressed out of his mind, and you do what you do best. Help those in need. Along with show you might have a talent for Nifflers, on top of a talent for flustering Magizoologists
Warnings: very adorable fluff, tooth rotting fluff, fluster newt, newt being painfully adorable, and of course TEDDY SHENANIGANS
“Ooooo we got a celebrity joining us tonight-!” You heard you coworker, a talking head, shout to you. You wondered who that could be, as you finished tidying up the beds. Ready for whatever lost soul is needing a good rest. Pillows fluffed, blankets laid out, and wheels oiled to keep people from flying.
“Oh no no. Im not celebrity-“ A almost timid voice would speak, as you hurried down from the upper floor. Once your shoes hit the ground, your eyes went wide with who they landed on. A man in a blue jacket, fluffy hair, and a suit case in hand. Newt Scamander. In the flesh.
“No way-“ You whispered, before those big blue eyes were on you. He gave a shy little wave, before rummaging in his pocket. Pulling out his ticket, and snapping you back to reality. As instinct, you were quick to sort it out. Not even needing to look at your hands, as you kept them on him. Snip, snap, POP, done!
“Normally we never pry, but uh. What’s a guy like you doing on a bus like ours-?” You asked. You were a Knight Bus Worker. You had to be social, after all. So being direct with people, no matter the face, is an important skill to have. One that was leaving him embarrassed.
“Well, seems you know who I am. Guess you can kinda put two and two together. Not many people trust that I’ll keep my friends under control.” He admits, with a smile that said it hurt him. They were animals. Not their fault after all. You won’t lie, though. It’s touching how he would simply turn those people away. Compared to following their rules, and leaving his friends behind.
“I mean, we’ve had the shadiest people come on here. Better to have Hippogriff shit on the bed than human shit. Least with a bird like that, you know they couldn’t help it.” You would put, rather bluntly, which had him smile. Knowing he wouldn’t be a burden to anyone on the bus, given you were being very direct with him. Compared to sugar coating, or babying him because of his Hufflepuff nature. People tended to do that, and even he was getting annoyed. A welcome change it was.
“I’ll take you to the upper floor, so you can have more room. Not a lot of people go up there, because of motion sickness. So you’ll have plenty of room to stretch your legs-!” You comforted, as you were making his night. A place to actually rest, and work with his care. You were just his angel. He wanted to hug you so badly, and you can tell with his arms tensing. Once a Hufflepuff, always a Hufflepuff.
“Bring it in-“ You reassured, and he nearly lifted you off the ground. Made you wheeze, but you couldn’t deny it. Hufflepuffs gave the best hugs. Not many people liked to treat you more than part of the bus, so it was a very nice change. Felt good to get a hug.
“Truly, I am so grateful. Be nice to sleep in a bed for a while. Not to say I do not enjoy nature, but we all live in certain environments for a reason after all." The older man said, when he finally set you free. Must be so hard, world traveling. Maybe he was home sick, so he was back in England for a while. Maybe animals were in need. Who knows! You just know he needed rest.
"Come on up then." You would escort him to the second floor of the double decker bus, and would lead him to a freshly made bed. You also made sure the frame was secure, wheels smooth, anything that could cause issues in his stay. Just wanting him to get some rest. As you did, you were not aware of Newt having a panic attack behind you. The moment you turned; he quickly hid his suitcase. Smiling big, with eyes darting everywhere.
"Doing alright? Seem a bit shaken, what's up?" You asked, as he keeps his nervous smile. A tug at his collar, before his eyes were now staring at something behind you. That made you raise a brow, before you slowly turned around. Just as you did, something jumped on you. You gave a shout, before you were tumbling into the once Hufflepuff. Both of you crashing to the ground.
"TEDDY-! NO! WEVE BEEN OVER THIS-!" You heard him shout, as you were helped up. Now you had a niffler choking you out, given he was dangling off your lanyard. Now knowing it was a niffler, you weren't upset. Your lanyard had many shiny pins and buttons. It can't be helped.
"Aw, you want a pin?" You cooed, as you soon scooped the little gremlin into your arms. Him still holding the lanyard, as Newt calmed down. Surprised to see Teddy calm as well. Just looking up at you with those big eyes. Sparkling with desire. You knew what to do, given many a child has ridden the bus. For one reason or another.
"Here is a nice shiny pin, all for you." You smiled, as you rummaged in your pocket. Soon you had a pin in hand, designed to look like the knight bus. With glittery windows, that made it sparkle like stars. That had the niffler let go of the lanyard, and make grabby hands for the pin. Into his tiny hands it went, and he hugged it tightly. A little chirp of happiness, before it went into his pouch. Safe and sound. Now he was satisfied, for the time being.
"Amazing..." Newt whispered, before he would take Teddy back. The little guy was quick to pull the new possession out, and showed it to his dad. Newt gave a 'ooo' and his eyes sparkled all the same. Just like a father, to a toddler. Melted your heart, to see a bond. How he kissed Teddy's head, and he gave chirps of joy.
"You have a talent for animals, I can see it clear as day. Teddy is always a handful, but like that you had it under control. No panic, and quick to find a solution. Amazing." He praised you, resulting a heavy blush on your face. What a praise and honor it was. Newt Scamander, praising your skills.
"Toddlers and nifflers are basically the same thing." You brushed off, before the bus was quick to make its sharp stop. You didnt move a inch, of course, but the father and son went flying. You winced, when Newt slammed into the window. He did, however, made sure to keep teddy wrapped around his arms. Pressed into his chest, so that the little thing suffered as little damage as possible. Such a pure soul.
"There is a reason we have complinetry sleeping potions and pain killers. Check the bedside table, back to work I go!" You waved goodbye, with Teddy waving bye as well. Since his dad was busy with new back pain.
Just like how it always was. Taking tickets, escorting newbies, comforting lost children, punching a drunk here and there. A typical night for the bus. As it was getting closer to the end of your shift, you would go and check on the famous celebrity. Up the stairs, and to the second floor.
There he was. His brief case locked to the bed frame, with an enchanted chain, and his coat hung up. His face pressed into the pillow, showing his knocked out face. Drooling, in a much needed rest. All the while little Teddy was snuggled close to his father. His face tucked under the man’s chin, and tiny hands hugging his dress shirt close. Safe, under the man’s arm.
You would sneak over, and make sure the blanket was pulled high enough for him and Teddy. Poor souls needed it. You wouldn’t be surprised if he would spend a few nights here. As if you would complain. The company would be needed, and who knows. Maybe a Pest Control guy would be needed. Sure get wild animagi coming in sometimes.
With Newt tucked in, and adjusting the pillow for Teddy, you would return down the stairs. All to be teased by that talking head for growing overly friendly with the celebrity. All it took was a flick, and he was spinning. That had you laugh, as you stretched.
Hogwarts Houses Pride: Breaking The Stereotypes #1
Hufflepunk/badass Hufflepuff moodboard
Happy Hufflepuff Pride Day! I wanted to make another atypical hufflepuff moodboard, this time mixed with badassness and punk (because Tonks is our hufflepunk queen 🙏)
2. Soft cottagecore Slytherin 3. Artist Gryffindor 4. Grunge Ravenclaw
Are there any marauders era characters that are commonly headcanoned as hufflepuffs?
I've read so many marauders era fics and I've noticed that most of the characters are either gryffindore or slytherin with a few ravenclaws mixed in. But I don't think I've seen any hufflepuffs in any of the fics I've read beyond nameless background characters.
Maybe I'm just not reading the right fics?
I just need more hufflepuff representation in my life.
Hi, I saw one of your posts defending Fivelila and I wondered: how did you become a Fivelila pro-shipper?
Hello, and thank you for the ask—now that’s a funny story.
I didn’t “become” a Fivela shipper. As my partner had pointed out, I was a Fivela shipper the moment I decided to watch the show.
Truth is, I rarely watch series, and rarely finish them—I have the attention span of a goldfish. But I remember waking up one fine August morning in 2024, scrolling through the news, and suddenly my feed was flooded with screenshots of Five and Lila in the Greenhouse. I didn't even know who they were.
And there was ranting.
So much ranting.
It piqued my curiosity, so I started watching some edits—probably this iconic one by @just-b-wilde.
And wow… wasn't it just heartbreaking?
(And really, don't walk, run to watch all of her edits and be one of us. And here's my Fivela playlist).
I binge-watched the entire series from Season 1 in about 2–3 weeks (thank goodness for Summer break!). I watched it all just to reach that (in)famous S4E05.
And I squealed.
So, I didn't get into the show blind: from the very beginning, I was on the lookout for every hint, every moment that would lead to that outcome. How could I not fall for something so intricate, messy, human, and beautifully doomed?
And then, as a good little Hufflepuff minion, I picked up my little fork and did what I could—quietly, steadily, respectfully—to show my love for it.
Not loud, not against, but steady. Loyal.
Consistently helping the community to hold the Fivela fort in our cozy little corners.
Are you still wondering which Hogwarts House you belong in? After all this time?
Answer these fifteen questions for a true to life sorting!
{Please make your answer clear by listing the question number; ex: 5A}
1. Choose the magical creature that best fits you.
1A - Bowtruckle
1B - Dragon
1C - Nargle
1D - Occamy
1E - Niffler
2. You and your friend find an ancient statue of a wizard. On it is a precious gemstone that looks like it's very loose. Your friend warns you not to remove it, but what do you do?
2A - There's no plaque saying this is cursed, so I'll risk it.
2B - That looks like it could pay for someone’s tuition for a whole year. I'm going to take it.
2C - You're right, this place is spooky, let's get out of here!
2D - Come on wuss, what's the worst that could happen?
3. Who would be your closest friend?
3A - Hermione
3B - Fred & George
3C - Sirius
3D - Luna
4. Muggle cellphones aren't allowed at school. What do you do?
4A - How amazing would my Instagram posts be at a beautiful place like Hogwarts?? I have to slip it in!
4B - I get homesick easily, and my mum sends me pics of my dog to make me feel better. I need to bring it!
4C - Forget cell phones, magic is much more fun!
4D - Who needs the problems that cellphones bring? I prefer to see drama in person.
5. Your friend is throwing a party in the common room, but you have a big history exam tomorrow. What do you do?
5A - Eh I'll study later. I want to party!
5B - I'll study a little, then go. Maybe I'll bring the notes to the party... And make sure no one spills butter beer on it...
5C - I have to pass this test! {I am NOT getting another Howler thank you very much.} Sorry, but I'll study.
5D - This subject is actually really interesting, so it will be more fun to study than party. Besides… people will be there.
6. You see someone crying in the hall during class. What do you do?
6A - Ask if they're okay, and try to comfort them. The professor will understand.
6B - I'm not good with these things! I'll just make it worse if I stop. And if I get in trouble for skipping, then I'll cry.
6C - Go find someone else to help. I have to get back to class! {Again, Howlers...}
6D - If they're still there when I get back then I'll ask if they're okay.
7. What role would you pick in a snowball fight?
7A - Frontlines - all or nothing.
7B - Behind a carefully built snow fort.
7C - That one kid who shoves a snowball down someone's shirt.
7D - Inside sipping hot cocoa, watching the madness where it's warm.
8. What is your idea of the best date?
8A - A carriage ride ending with a candle lit path leading to your dinner.
8B - An impromptu trip to Hogsmeade for a butterbeer.
8C - A scavenger hunt around the castle leading to the astronomy tower for stargazing.
8D - Pulling pranks together, because you're a dork. (And they love it.)
9. What do you smell with Amortentia?
9A - The scent of the sea, leather seats on roadtrips, carnival food.
9B - The smoky scent of a fire, pines and the forest, chocolate.
9C - The smell of a grassy field, fresh blankets, old books.
9D - Flowery perfume, your favorite sit down restaurant, vanilla candles.
10. Which spell would you use most often?
10A - Accio
10B - Lumos
10C - Obliviate
10D - Apparating
11. Your pet goes missing well after curfew. What do you do?
11A - It's dangerous in the castle - I mean, have you seen Fluffy on the third floor?? I have to go look for them!
11B - They wander off all the time. I'm sure they’ll be fine. I have to get to sleep.
11C - Maybe I can convince my roommates to go looking for them while I wait to see if they come back.
11D - There's gotta be a spell for this...
12. What subject most interests you?
12A - Magic History
12B - Charms or Potions
12C - Defense Against the Dark Arts
12D - Care of Magical Creatures
13. Which common rooms do you like best? Cough cough.
13A - Ravenclaw's library tower
13B - Hufflepuff's hobbit hole
13C - Slytherin's underwater wonderland
13D - Gryffindor's party tower
14. Which magical object would you use most often?
14A - Quick-write quill
14B - Timeturner
14C - Magically expanded bag
14D - Flying broom
15. Lastly, where would you most want to be right now?
15A - Somewhere bright and airy - maybe in one of the towers.
15B - With good friends in Hogsmeade.
15C - Curled up in bed with the lights off.
15D - Out enjoying nature. Perhaps paying Hagrid and Buckbeak a visit.
Now for the sorting! Here is the key for you to use to tally your points.
In truth, the answers are a bit more nuanced than simply corresponding to a house automatically. But for your ease, I’ve done so anyway. I’ll happily look over every submitted set of answers, but in case I can’t get to them, this is the cheat guide.
1A - Hufflepuff
1B - Gryffindor or Slytherin
1C - Ravenclaw
1D - Slytherin
1E - Hufflepuff
2A - Ravenclaw
2B - Slytherin
2C - Hufflepuff
2D - Gryffindor
3A - Ravenclaw
3B - Gryffindor
3C - Slytherin
3D - Hufflepuff
4A - Slytherin
4B - Hufflepuff
4C - Ravenclaw
4D - Gryffindor
5A - Gryffindor
5B - Hufflepuff
5C - Slytherin
5D - Ravenclaw
6A - Hufflepuff
6B - Slytherin
6C - Ravenclaw
6D - Gryffindor
7A - Gryffindor
7B - Ravenclaw
7C - Slytherin
7D - Hufflepuff
8A - Slytherin
8B - Hufflepuff
8C - Ravenclaw
8D - Gryffindor
9A - Gryffindor
9B - Hufflepuff
9C - Ravenclaw
9D - Slytherin
10A - Hufflepuff
10B - Gryffindor
10C - Slytherin
10D - Ravenclaw
11A - Gryffindor
11B - Hufflepuff
11C - Slytherin
11D - Ravenclaw
12A - Ravenclaw
12B - Slytherin
12C - Gryffindor
12D - Hufflepuff
13A - Ravenclaw
13B - Hufflepuff
13C - Slytherin
13D - Gryffindor
14A - Ravenclaw
14B - Slytherin
14C - Hufflepuff
14D - Gryffindor
15A - Ravenclaw
15B - Gryffindor
15C - Slytherin
15D - Hufflepuff
Now tally it up and see which house wins! Comment your answers and/or results!
