#witty comment

[kirin-jindosh]

[junipurrx3]

i am on gumblr

come find me

[umm-youareweird]

I feel pretty proud of my witty comments today, is that bad?

[minduiquitelikehope]

Tell me to SHUT THE FUCK UP while I'm making a point and I will travel in time to murder your great-grandfather and create a causal loop where I am always erasing you from the universe.

[whateverbaka]

So...

My parents and I were leaving a restaurant we ate at for dinner and on our way back to the truck there was an empty parking spot with a used diaper in the middle of it and my mother looks and has the wit to say "That's shitty of them." and I just about broke a back window of another car in frustration.

[madeirey]

*inserts hilarious and witty comment into conversation* Hahaha! *dead silence meets my ears* I'm hilarious. Love me.

[everywhereandnowhereatallonce]

i swear i reblog things solely on witty comments sometimes

[experimentalmadness]

Friendly notice- I just wanted to let you know that your tags for posts are always witty and wonderful and make good points and often make me laugh or smile, and that's awesome so I wanted to tell you. Thanks for being awesome.

Aw, anon! That’s really sweet. I never know if anyone is even looking down there so that made my day. :)