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Mystical betch ^.^

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[umm-youareweird]

me: i don't even care. i'm not going to talk about this anymore.

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me: and you know what else? [2000 word rant]

[beebosthot]

Remember that Jesus died for your sins (not tragedies).

[umm-youareweird]

//side note -simon//

I haven’t fully read a book in months (lack of motivation or whatever) but holy frick of fricks. Simon vs The Homo Sapiens Agenda. Wow. I freaking loved it. I know I’m going to be reading a lot more after getting my teeth into that. I’m all covered in goosebumps and full of adrenaline -maybe not the best considering the fact that I have to be up at 8am but ’tis cool. For the first time in a long…

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//I'm lame. That's okay.//

//I’m lame. That’s okay.//

I’m one hundred per cent accepting about the fact that I have become a lame puddle of mess. After all, if I changed suddenly and became cool, calm, collected and comprehensible I would lose my charm. My USP. My ‘je ne sais quoi’.

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// ? //

It can be hard to make sense of the things that we don’t completely understand. We find ourselves following our instincts, before realising that perhaps we’re veering away from the path which we should be following. Do we correct our actions? Do we follow our hearts -even if it means making an unprecedented, immature, or even immoral decision? We try our hardest to figure out the answers to the…

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[idontknowokayhelp]

the fear of loosing wifiiiiiiiiiiiii

[lockzinhas]

[aquavrgo]

House of Memories || Panic! at the Disco

[businesshag-deactivated20160606]

who wants to give up on society and go live in a treehouse with me

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[littlestein]

This is actually me

[umm-youareweird]

LA Devotee

You got two black eyes from loving too hard and a black car that matches your blackest soul: Taurus, Cancer, Leo, Aquarius

You got bleached out eyes from the valley sand and the black tar palms keep weeping your name: Virgo, Libra, Scorpio, Pisces

Invisible to the Hollywood shrine, always on the hunt for a little more time: Aries, Gemini, Sagittarius, Capricorn

[zombiebruja]

pervert but in a romantic way

Scorpio, Aquarius, Gemini, Taurus

[me-strology]

Signs & Their Jobs

Aries: Angry old accountant who smells like bologna

Taurus: Unemployed cat lady

Gemini: The very hot but very married gym instructor

Cancer: Introverted novelist who cries and paints

Leo: Hosting the Tony’s, The Emmy’s, The Oscar’s.

Virgo: Small town gardener who grows pot on the side

Libra: CEO and/or founder of a major corporation

Scorpio: The doctor who’s fucked everyone in the hospital 

Sagittarius: Stay at home dad who records commercial jingles

Capricorn: Producer for a huge recording company

Aquarius: Really mean therapist with a knack for good ass casseroles

Pisces: Theatrical engineer for Broadway, also a pimp

[umm-youareweird]

//It Isn't SO BAD to Be a Shitty Person//

//It Isn’t SO BAD to Be a Shitty Person//

Hear me out. Last night, after an hour or two (possibly five) of reading a rather emotional book, I realised that sometimes being a rubbish person isn’t entirely awful. Yes, you may alienate a few people with bold, frank (and occasionally rude) comments, but that just means that they don’t appreciate you as a whole, entire, collective person, consequently proving their undeserving of you as a…

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//realisations suck//

Those moments where you let your mind run away with itself are always dangerous. I live my whole life around these things, hoping that I’ll get lucky and land in some awesome alternate universe where ‘okay’ actually means okay. But who am I kidding? Myself, apparently, because I keep doing it. I am actually insane. (Yeah just ask Einstein what insanity means). See. I’m doing it now. Anyway, I…

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// - //

// – //

My thoughts are so loud I can actually hear them circling around my head and the sound is deafening.

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