And you know, if all else fails, we can always just kill Hoid.
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And you know, if all else fails, we can always just kill Hoid.
Biiiiig fan of the implication in Dragonsteel Prime and Liar of Partinal that Hoid was a very esteemed and powerful soldier/swordsman, but now that he's a storyteller (and bc of his torment), trying to leave his old life behind he has to actively resist the urge to fight back and physically harm others.
Cedric is who I think of every single time Hoid pops into my brain
1:1 replica right there
One of the twins, probably: The kids at school were asking if you’re a bottom or a top.
Hoid: They should not be asking that.
The twins: They said if that was your answer, then you were a bottom.
Hoid: WHO ARE THESE FUCKING KIDS YOU'RE TALKING TO??
hey so. hey. thats not a silhouette actually. thats not
P: "And where did you get all these notions about making a change?" A: "On holiday; it gave me time to think." M: "Oh; about what?" A: "About life, I suppose..." P: "Everyone should, from time to time." M: "Oh, I can't agree. In my experience it's a dangerous occupation. No life appears rewarding if you think too much about it."