As you know (you don't) , I am now approaching old age (I've got a stomach ache) and as my only heir (one of my friends) I will tell you about your inheritance. Possessions that shall be yours shall be 2 of my best horses (this ask in your inbox), the great mansion that me and your grandmother built (me saying HIII HII HELLOOO HIII like rn) and the vast library of books which some date back 500 years (I don't got anything else uh. How are you twin blink blink). I hope you are pleased with all you'll receive (save me please this tummy ache is bad).
(I ripped off this ask / copied it from someone else fuck it we ball it's funny and I want it in your inbox)
LMAO
thank you for the 2 horses, mansion, and library 🥹 uhh I cast no more tummy ache










