#wizard confessions

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So I went on a 2 week family trip and I came back to most of my stuff stolen and a giant hole into one of my towers ?? Like someone drove their truck into it. They managed to take my son’s surprise birthday gift which was a limited edition flying broom which I’m really bummed out about. My crystal ball camera shows that a group a cylindrical robots were the thieves. I’m planning of leaving my personal frog chefs out to wander around in hopes of catching them. Is this ethical or is there a better way of dealing with this? (I’m not worried about property damage I’m confident that the chefs know how to clean up their messes)

Damn dude, I'm sorry. I've heard of these though, as well as the frog chefs put a big ass floating old man head in your house while you're out. Scares the shit out of these assholes, they fold like paper.

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I've been plotting something... a murder, all for glory. I'm not a good person. It would be good for everyone on the island if I just kinda... y'know, died... nobody else knows it was me, but I can't handle the stress of knowing what I almost did. I can't stop thinking, so naturally, this leads me to the one coping mechanism I know: copious amounts of alcohol.

I'M JUST A WIZARDING BLOG???

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ehm... things happened and i was turned into a statue for a few hours, the girl IMMEDIATELY tried to undo it but i think it fucked up the enchantment somehow and now every time i sleep instead i just turn to stone. it apologized a lot and promised me that it would pass in a month or so but actually i kind of like this (better sleep quality)... is there any way to get this effect long-term?

I feel like there are easier and non-magical ways to achieve better sleep that don't involve turning to stone, but maybe you should ask it what spell it cast? Or do a sleep study. Maybe you have sleep apnea and just need orthodontist work

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How would you get a small cylinder (5.1in length, ~4.5in girth) unstuck from a small potion bottle filled with Oil of Slipperiness and warmed elixir?

BRO YOUR PEPNIS??????

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have you heard of wizard beer perchance?

Yes. It's good and it's delicious, so I've heard! I like fruit based alcohol tho.

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Used a cast iron brazier to burn my charcoal and incense for Find Familiar instead of a brass one, because I had a cast iron one on hand for backyard fires. Familiar came out a little fucked up. My b little guy

This is actually pretty funny, you accidentally burned your familiar while summoning it like one would a s'more.

Anyways as long as it isn't miserable and is having a good time I think it's fine! Familiars don't have organs anyways so if it looks funny on the outside it's magical energy on the inside is probably unaffected.

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Wizard Confessions ask box is OPEN

Send me your wizardly or otherwise magical confessions! It can be a spell you botched. It can be an AITA type advice ask. It can be a romantic missed connection type post. Go wild!

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AITA? Forgot to include a tapestry a party member wanted to take in my spell sculpt when I cast fireball and I lit that thing on fire. Ruined that bitch. To be FAIR we were in the heat of battle, I had like 2 guys gunning for my ass and 4 or 5 more going for my friends so I thought, I explode their asses and fuck them up so when they drag their barbecued carcasses over our fighter can just whack em. Here's where I might be an asshole. Later on near the end of the fight, I used mage hand to make it look like a dagger an enemy threw hit a free-standing sconce on a nearby table and lit up the tapestry. Party member wasn't mad at me because she thought the sconce fucked up the tapestry, and I never told her.

I'm actually at a loss here, because I feel like a lot of the guilt and blame is circumstantial. Lemme turn it to the public

Is Anon the asshole in this situation?

Yes

No

Other (put it in the tags or something)

Voting ended onSep 15, 2023