Mar 1, 2025
This is where I make my potions. I have a freak in a bottle at all times to supervise my safety practices.
With love, Jeph
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This is where I make my potions. I have a freak in a bottle at all times to supervise my safety practices.
With love, Jeph
*puts up sign saying* "OSHA Dni"
that'll keep them away for sure
It is highly recommended that you don’t stand on an 8th dimensional ladder if you are not an 8th dimensional being. If you are going to be using one anyways, have your 8th dimensional friend hold it steady.
Is your tyrannical leader overworking you? Do you feel that your wizard is foregoing proper safety in the work pit? It’s never too late to unionize.
Remember, incomprehensible horrors may be incomprehensible to you. But the old ones have feelings too. Remember to ask yourself “Would I feel comfortable sending this horror to my Grandmother?” Before you write it in blood.
-Wizard HR
Wizard OSHA violation #2
Pilk. Pepsi and milk do NOT belong together. Any wizard making pilk is going straight to the boiler room of wizard hell.
-WOSHA Enforcer #42
Occult Safety Tip #1: Where is your wand?
... No, really, where is it? Do you know where it is, specifically, right now? Remember, if it's not in your hand, anything could happen to it. Millions of wizards each year are injured or worse by the consequences of an unattended wand, and we here at the Occult Safety and Hazard Administration want to do everything in our power to lower that number.
In a proper ritualistic environment, this question should be on the tip of everyone's tongue at all times. Set alarms, set a schedule, check in with one another. Any moment not spent actively chanting or reciting dark curses should involve asking your fellow wizards this all-important question.
Stay safe out there!
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