Wizard Osha

keeping mages safe since the year 69

[wizardosha]

Oshawide tw: derealization and unreality

Welcome To Wizard OSHA: Meet The Staff

Employee (he/him)(homosexual/homoromantic): Our social media manager. He seems to be having difficulty with his memory since his injury. His hatred of portal hounds also seems to have disappeared. His arm is very different now.

Intern (they/them)(demisexual/panromantic): A coffee addict. They are new here and still learning the ropes. They seem to like codes.

[redacted]

Wizard Osha Administration (pronouns unknown)(asexual/panromantic): Also known as WOSHA Boss by intern. Intern thinks Boss is scary.

Safety System (literally a robot): A bot who provides automated safety tips.

[pinkpy]

(copied from @dxckiii on Twitter) this could literally change everything.

They have begun a recount process. WAKE UP YOUR NEVADA FRIENDS AND MAKE SURE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM CHECK iwillvote.com to make sure their ballot was counted. if it says it was denied, they need to call immediately.

I Will Vote

Be a voter. Find everything you need to vote in your state's next election.

Don't scroll past this. If there's any chance someone from Nevada is following you, they need to see it. Get this as far as possible. Be loud. I know it's easy to feel hopeless right now; god knows I was crying my eyes out for a good chunk of last night, but if there's even a shred of action we can take, we can't let it slip by.

If you know anyone in Nevada, please share this with them. Reblog it. Spread it far and wide, ASAP.

[penrosesun]

White leftists who say shit like "colonialism is a European invention" remember that China exists challenge lol. China was a colonial powerhouse back when Europe was illiterate and literally living in its own sewage. In your rush to acknowledge the horrors that were eg. the opium wars, some of y'all have circled all the way back around to completely denying the accomplishments - both positive and incredibly negative - of one of the most influential empires in the world, explicitly because you can't wrap your brain around that empire being non-white. Ask anyone living in any part of SEA if Chinese colonialism only began after European meddling in the region, and they'll laugh in your face. It's possibly the stupidest noble savage nonsense I've seen in any part of the discourse.

[hussyknee]

Making all the problems in the world and history the result of capitalism, European colonization and US imperialism is just the more of the same Western egocentrism and USAmerican exceptionalism. Please treat all humans equally and allow the rest of us the right to have been oppressive, genocidal twatwaffles as well. Don't make our humanity and right to determine our own futures contingent on being any better than you.

[rayevskydrawsalldayagain]

I forgot about this sketch.

[jbbartram-illu]

Did I ever post the finished Lascaux (& etc) horses here?!

This first batch of them will be available in my next shop update, but there are more getting bisque-fired tomorrow that should be going into the shop in mid-April alongside a couple more cave painting mugs :)

[arcann]

@hawlaaktimatpamakitis

[slobodyanuk]

Coptic textile, 6th - 10th century.

[ironshrikes]

check out the cowboy-wizard hat i made!

[wizardofbones]

[redmegarex]

@wizardosha @wizardsisananimal @sexygaywizard

[mothmanchronicler]

[januaryysummers]

[myleftpinkytoe]

UM WE FORGOT THE OTHER TWO

[atomicrow]

tumblr when a new pathetic man drops

[thedogeveryonehates]

[feminist-space]

Alt text included in image.

[wizardosha]

An OOC Announcement

Hey all, this is the mod speaking. I want to apologize for disappearing on y'all and give some updates as to the future of the blog.

This blog will not be continuing (in the forseeable future.) I am deeply sorry to those to whom this is a disappointment, but this blog requires a massive amount of effort to run and I simply cannot keep on running this blog without causing my offline life and goals to suffer.

I will be leaving the blog up for archival purposes and I may come back one day to give some closure to the stories of my characters.

To all of the other OSHAs, I have had a wonderful time roleplaying with you and I am glad to have met all of you. I hope that you continue to have fun in this wonderfully weird community.

Farewell

[wizardosha]

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[osha-unofficial]

could you give us a hint for the code

- translater

imsosorry

[osha-tranlations]

i got that its binary code and morse code. The problem is I only get letter and number combinations from there on. I also think that u used three different codes for the messages that came out after i translated the binary/morse code. A small tip how i could translate from now on would be helpful :)

[osha-unofficial]

are you in the discord? ill dm you an invite if ur not

[oshaspaidintern]

wait there’s a discord

[wizardosha]

ooc: Yeah, lorefinders put it together. I can send you the invite if you want.

[black-magic-osha]

Oh! I wouldn't mind an invite of my own.

- Mod Kitsune

[wizardosha]

ooc: https://discord.gg/PBN3NeEd

[carameloshaemployee]

the discord, everyone (OOC)

[osha-ghost]

I wwill eat the osha employees.

[carameloshaemployee]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SOBS (OOC)

[catboy-osha]

Hewwo! Can I join the discowd?

[wizardosha]

ooc: https://discord.gg/4WXqpeVt

[wizardosha]

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NVCR ZCCJ TQAN JFGC IMAA IQN NVCR JMMG WFZZCPCBN. NVC JMMG JFGC... JFGC... [redacted] NVCR AUXPC DC NVC AXDC HXR NVMQEV XBW F NVFBG F AXH NVCD AVFZN. DXRIC NVCPC HMQJW IC FBZC FWG NVMQEV. FNA HMPNV X AVMN XN JCXAN.

[osha-embroidery-employee-deacti]

Y’know, I wouldn’t be entirely surprised if we suddenly got OSHA fanfics.

[osha-unofficialintern]

Alright so slow burn for @osha-employee-one and @evil-osha-employee-one? Got it

[oshalorefinders]

Please- Please don’t, they’re (in-lore) brothers. Lesser known fact, but… Yeah.

-Silver

[osha-unofficialintern]

Oh okay

[who-official]

@offical-osha

[chaososha]

I’m tagging all the Osha blogs on this gimme a sec.

@oshaspaidintern

@nature-osha

@oshasformerlyunpaidintern

@osha-janitor

@osha-embroidery-employee

@osha-embroidery-department

@osha-part-time-unpaid-intern

@plague-doc-osha

@evil-osha-employee-blackbox

@evil-osha-trainee

@wizardosha

@black-magic-osha-employee

@uninformed-osha

Never mind, not all of them, to many, but here’s a few! What do you all think of the possibility of Osha fanfics?

[osha-embroidery-department]

Oh god

But very possible

[chaososha]

How many enemies to lovers fics do you think they will be?

[wizardosha]

Ooc: Probably a large chunk. So many of the accounts have rivalries going. (Watch as union x osha becomes a thing I’m sorry for the curse I’ve wrought)

[osha-embroidery-department]

We might get WHO x OFFICIAL fics

@offical-osha

[official-osha]

@who-official

[who-official]

//ooc: WHOSHA LET’S GO

[chaososha]

I write fanfic sometimes. This is making me want to do drabbles of most popular ships here decided by you guys. I will do any ship, just only if both people are comfortable with it.

What do you all think?

@weresha @drug-osha @oshas-hr-department @osha-union-representative

@osha-janitor @osha-embroidery-employee @osha-embroidery-department @osha-part-time-unpaid-intern @plague-doc-osha @evil-osha-employee-blackbox @evil-osha-trainee @wizardosha @oshasformerlyunpaidintern

@oshaspaidintern

[wizardosha]

OOC: I'm fine with shipping so long as it respects the sexualities of my characters and there isn't smut. I'll add sexualities into the intro post later tonight.