Is your tyrannical leader overworking you? Do you feel that your wizard is foregoing proper safety in the work pit? It’s never too late to unionize.

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@wizard-osha
Is your tyrannical leader overworking you? Do you feel that your wizard is foregoing proper safety in the work pit? It’s never too late to unionize.
Remember, incomprehensible horrors may be incomprehensible to you. But the old ones have feelings too. Remember to ask yourself “Would I feel comfortable sending this horror to my Grandmother?” Before you write it in blood.
-Wizard HR
blowed up the moon btw. if u even care
I have a proposal for you. The sun?
sorry no can do, my friend is falling into the sun :/
It’s ok, thanks tho :)
blowed up the moon btw. if u even care
I have a proposal for you. The sun?
I just realized that my plan to put out the sun (because I get too hot all the time), would most certainly have more devastating effects than I initially imagined.
On second thought, the effects aren’t enough to deter me.
I just realized that my plan to put out the sun (because I get too hot all the time), would most certainly have more devastating effects than I initially imagined.
It is highly recommended that you don’t stand on an 8th dimensional ladder if you are not an 8th dimensional being. If you are going to be using one anyways, have your 8th dimensional friend hold it steady.
Wizard OSHA violation #2
Pilk. Pepsi and milk do NOT belong together. Any wizard making pilk is going straight to the boiler room of wizard hell.
-WOSHA Enforcer #42
MASSIVE wizard explosion catastrophe! 43 ecstatic 12 enthused. many dead, less important
(≖_≖ ) … Hmm, sounds like a lot of paperwork.
According to wizard code statute #3366; Remember to place at least two pools of blood in the room you plan to summon demons in. The summoning process can be very tiring and they will be parched. One to drink from and one to splash around in.
Also do not forget to add an appropriate amount of brimstone to the room. And while they can produce sulfur on their own, it is also a good idea to rub some around the enclosure so they know that this is their new home.
Stay “safe”
- Wizard OSHA enforcer #13