Jun 10, 2020
Tom: I swear I will have my revenge for the death of my father.
King Matthias: You have my bow.
Sir Edd: And my sword.
Tord, using necromancy: And your father.
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Tom: I swear I will have my revenge for the death of my father.
King Matthias: You have my bow.
Sir Edd: And my sword.
Tord, using necromancy: And your father.
Tord: It’s getting kinda boring in this...white v- I mean castle.
King Matthias: You know what, you’re right. We need some music. Hellie, come here!
(silence)
King Matthias: ...Hellie!
(silence)
Prince Johnathan: I don’t think he’s coming.
Sir Edd: Maybe he slept in or something?
Hellie Card: Sorry, sorry! I couldn’t find my lute!
Hellie Card: Oh, ey Hedd!
(Hellie Card is now available for asks)
(Also, ibispaint is giving me a bit of trouble, so if it takes longer to answer asks than normal, I’m probably either fighting with that or trying other drawing apps. Just a heads up)
(Referring to text carved onto an abandoned castle’s wall)
Sir Edd: There! Look! What does it say? What language is that?
King Matthias: Tord, you can translate that!
Tord: It is Norwegian!
Sir Edd: Well, what does it say?
Tord: It reads, "Here may be found the last words of Queen Laurel: 'He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find that justice rains from... Aaargh.'"
Sir Edd: What?
Tord: "Justice rains from aargh."
Sir Edd: What is that?
King Matthias: She must have died while carving it.
Sir Edd: Come on! If she was dying, she wouldn't bother to carve "Aaargh," she'd just say it!
Tord: That's what it says.
King Matthias: Perhaps she was dictating it?
Sir Edd: Does it say anything else?
Tord: No, just "Aargh."
*Blows up prison wall* I'M GETTING YOU OUT, LET'S GO!!!
Tord: WOOOO!
Sir Edd: Tom, sick him!
Tom: I’m not a guard dog.
Tord = rat confirmed
Tord: That wasn’t confirmed before?
Tord is now a wanted criminal. That's not new -3-
Tord: It’s fine. I actually had a backup plan in case this happened. Watch this!
Tord: There. No one blames a rat for crime.
Tord, how many people have you murdered in total (I know you've, murdered some people =3=)
Tord: W-What? I never killed anyone! That's crazy!
I wanna be Tord's apprentice qwq
Tord: Sure! Together we shall rule the kingdom!