#wizard-jorts

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match #70

Aubrey Firedrill dreamed by @jinkx-monswoon

pronouns: she/her Aubrey Firedrill is a drag queen!! She is a contestant on a fictional season of RuPaul's Drag Race.

Space donut twin presidents dreamed by @wizard-jorts

The card themed twins who won the space donut elections because their only competition were a trio that used their speech time to perform Hamilton.

Aubrey Firedrill vs. Space donut twin presidents

Aubrey Firedrill

Space donut twin presidents

Voting ended onJul 9, 2023

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match #11

Sentient Possessed Bathroom dreamed by @kirbee-hd

An evil bathroom possessed by some kind of malicious spirit. Once someone uses the bathroom they will die shortly after.

Jeanette "Queen-pin" and her crew dreamed by @wizard-jorts

She leads the most fearsome and silly band of land-pirates with an iron fist and a hello kitty baseball bat.

Sentient Possessed Bathroom vs. Jeanette "Queen-pin" and her crew

Sentient Possessed Bathroom

Jeanette "Queen-pin" and her crew

Voting ended onJun 21, 2023

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match #82

Green magical girl dreamed by @wizard-jorts

A short, ripped, green magical girl in the chonkiest shoes.

Confused Vampire? dreamed by @aimlessidentity

A person trying to exit a mall, leading to one of my many strange dream conversations.

Green magical girl vs. Confused Vampire?

Green magical girl

Confused Vampire/

Voting ended onJul 14, 2023

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Space donut twin presidents

dreamed by @wizard-jorts

The card themed twins who won the space donut elections because their only competition were a trio that used their speech time to perform Hamilton.

They served cunt./gn

additional:

-the guy stole my golden retriever

-the girl kabedons people to threaten them better

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Green magical girl

dreamed by @wizard-jorts

A short, ripped, green magical girl in the chonkiest shoes.

I met her while I was searching for a nice secluded place in the mall to have a cry. In the middle of one of those circular clothing racks.

She did that shhh gesture and I thought 'good enough' and I laid face down on the floor.

After a bit I realized we weren't on the ground anymore and everything was caught in different small tornadoes.

The magical girl was fighting a floating witch who was getting bigger by the second and shot hard blasts of air from her palms.

The green magical girl was holding own pretty well but eventually decided to grow her sneaker to a height where she could grab me out of the air and abscond to the monster truck where the rest of her team was waiting.

She forgot to put me down so I was brought along in the car. Woke up before we got anywhere.

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Jeanette "Queen-pin" and her crew

dreamed by @wizard-jorts

She leads the most fearsome and silly band of land-pirates with an iron fist and a hello kitty baseball bat.

In the dream I had just moved into a big city and gotten hopelessly lost. Eventually I pass by a back alley with an apartment complex made of sea-cannisters.

The leader catches me staring and after teasing a lot they let me stay if I agree to like, go on grocery runs and do errands. (Everyone else has a bounty)

additional:

-everyone sleeps in one room in a big cuddle pile except for the queen pin because she likes to sleep with the fan on so she gets her own room.

-they all went to a spa place and the owner tried to recruit them into an mlm so they burned the building down

-may I emphasize the HELLO KITTY BASEBALL BAT as a weapon choice. She was so iconic dabs tear

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Green Magical Girl

omg i love her youre right those are chonky shoes