#wizardpolls

[ultimatefartwizard]

TRANSFORMERS FANS OF TUMBLR...

IM DOING A LITTLE SOMETHING...

Yay or Nay?

Yes.

N-no????

Huh? / results

Voting ended onSep 18, 2024

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

What fucked up a little isekai world do i drop you in as punishment for being a naughty Wizard?

In the whole world only 10 people at a time can sneeze

Your favorite show is just off enough to gaslight you

Fingerprints are straight lines, like a barcode

C natural is like one hertz lower, every note you hear just slightly off

Every color is one pixel brighter, making the world more colorful and annoying

The sun now emits a slight audible sound

Salt contains 5% less sodium in it

tumblr switches places vibe-wise with twitter

One specific word is said differently

Printers are 10% less reliable

Voting ended onMar 6, 2023

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

sorry bout that, submitted before finishing

Ivan's Curse of Ibuprofin

replaces Ivan with ibuprofen

the curse does nothing to anyone not named Ivan

First we came for Greg, and you said nothing

Now we come for Ivan

The status of this spell is:

APPROVED

BANNED

Voting ended onFeb 14, 2023

What say you to Ivan's Fate?