#wmrpisabelle

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TEXT MESSAGE ✉️ ELIZABELLE

ELIZA: I hate the Evans. All of them. Every one in existence. Ever.

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Who do you think is most likely to end up in jail?

Owen Evans, one hundred percent. He’d probably like punch someone out for insulting his food and just snap. It wouldn’t surprised me in the slightest to hear that he was in jail and that Belle had to go bail his poor ass out of there. 

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Who is most likely to pop out the next kid?

Good question! Probably either Belle or Eliza. I only say Belle because she’s the possible up and coming baby mama to one Owen Evans. I say Eliza because she seems to be attached to Alexis Smythe’s dick on the regular and god only knows if those two are safe all the time. If we see Alexis running for the hills and Eliza starts forming a baby bump, we’ll know what happened. 

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Do you ship Belle/Owen or Belle/Elijah?

Both pairings have their perks, anon. Belle and Elijah is like smashing two super bright rays of sunshine together for like some sort of super nova. With Belle and Owen though, she seems to bring out a kinder side of him that literally no one else sees but her. I think on this one I’ll have to go with Belle and Owen. That blond asshole needs a reason to smile more. He’s going to get frown lines from scowling so much.

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What's the latest on the rumor mill?

What a good question, dear anon. My personal favorite is that Owen is looking to get with our local Disney princess, Isabelle Pierce. Who knows? Maybe she’s on the way to becoming his girlfriend or possible baby mama down the road. Good luck dealing with Owen, Belle. You’re going to need it.

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Who's gonna hook up @ WM? Personally that place seems like a giant orgy to me...

You have a good point there, anon. Maybe the entirety of Woodmere should have an orgy and all the angst and stupid drama will be solved! 

To answer your question though, I think Mercedes is going to try to get it on with whatever Evans will give her the time of day, or maybe even Alexis if she can tear him away from Isabelle. Dominic and Alfie are already in the process of giving sex eyes to each other like at least twenty four/seven so that’s a given that’ll be happening in the near future. I am rooting for Isabelle and Alexis though, that kid needs to turn that frown upside down. What better way than to get laid? Exactly, there’s no better way.