HERE'S THE DISH!

ANGELICA - holland roden fc. FRANKIE - aaron tveit fc. BILLIE - margot robbie.

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Who are the people in the complex that are annoying you the least as of now?

In my honest opinion, no one annoys me just yet. However, if I have to pick who I find the least annoying I would probably say @theradlynn and @andersonselliot just because they keep to themselves and I don’t see them sniffing around where they aren’t needed. Not that I know if they both secretly talk shit about others but I don’t feel like they do from the vibe I get from them. 

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Well. Some of you may be thinking who are these new chicks patrolling our lives? Well, let me tell ya. I’m Billie and the other gorgeous girl is Claudia. Y’all know the others, they’ve decided to widen their squad of gossipers and that’s why Claudia and I have settled down here, or rather getting all up in your business in order to report it back to the main g’s and the rest of y’all. If you don’t remember who is who, I’m the blonde newbie. Claudia is the brunet one. Frankie has a dick but really isn’t any different from us girls. Kara I haven’t seen nor met so I can’t say much but Angelica is the hbic. 

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Who would you date?

None of you. I literally hate all of you. Especially because you’re not sending me anything that’s more entertaining than Season 7 of Gilmore Girls, and we all know that shit sucked.

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elijahwhitacre replied to your post “Name two "best friends" who are really just about to get it on?”

Angelica, please. Belle is like my sister. Also, I'm not a virgin in case anyone was curious!!!!

I’m only commenting on this at all so that his ‘I’m not a virgin’ message gets out there. Ladies? Gentlemen? He’s not a prude!

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Which people could you see ending up getting married?

There’s a few people I could see settling down and getting married. Kinsey Rose, Christian Clarington, Branna Baker, Elijah Whitacre, Belle Pierce, Rudi Lynn, Jordan St. James, and maybe a few others. Maybe some of them will even marry each other?

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Is there anyone around here who you want to see get into trouble? Or someone you wish you could gossip about?

There’s a ton of people that I hear nothing about. Either because a) They actually are that uninteresting or b) They’re awesome at flying under the radar. Again, like I said, I can’t talk more about other people when all you’re doing is asking questions like this instead of giving me material to work with! 

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Who is the biggest player around Woodmere?

Probably Owen or Travis. More so Travis considering he actually cheated on a girlfriend. If I’m missing someone that has been more stealth about messing around, let me know. All you idiots have been doing is asking us questions, why not give us some gossip so we can form more opinions based off of more than just what we see.

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Name two "best friends" who are really just about to get it on?

Elijah and Belle. Except I’m pretty sure they’re both virgins, so I’m not entirely sure about the ‘get it on’ part. If they weren’t total prudes then they would totally be ‘getting it on’. How about showing him some love for his birthday, dear Isabelle?

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Thoughts on the Lynn twins?

I have nothing bad to say about either of them, to be completely honest. Not that I have anything positive to say about Radcliffe either - because what is that name? Beyond that, he’s flown under the radar for the most part. As for Rudi, well, his son is adorable and that’s all I really have to say about that. 

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Do you ship Eliza/Rad or Eliza/Alexis?

...she’s sleeping with Rad, too? That one slipped through the gossiping cracks! I don’t ‘ship’ either of them, but I wonder if they know that she’s into both of them and what will Travis think? 

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Who is the biggest slut around the complex?

You’re implying that there’s just one slut around here. Newsflash: most everyone here is.

We’ll start with Eliza Rose, who seems to be either an ex of someone that she still hooks up with or just hooking up with someone. Then we have Dakota Weston who seems to offer it up to anyone remotely asking. 

Slut isn’t just objective to females though, right? ‘Cause I have a list of dudes as well; The Evans bros and the Smythe’s bros. 

I think your question would have been more easily answered if you asked who isn’t a slut around here.

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Do you think anyone is hiding some big secrets?

That wouldn't be surprising. It's New York, everyone here probably has something to hide. The Evans twins are pretty shady, my bet is on them. Maybe Elijah, too. That guy is way too nice.

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Pick a Rose twin!

Do I have to? I’d rather eat dirt.

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Pick a Smythe twin!

Alexis, simply because he looks bad ass with his bruises. 

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Who do you see leaving Woodmere for good and who do you see staying here forever?

Hm. Maybe Darcy Fabray? She’s got that fancy smancy-type job for a firm. Even if it is just a secretary position, she has many levels she could move up. Maybe Atticus Hummel, if only because I see him sleeping his way up the ladder... but then he’ll get fired and have to move back into Woodmere. Right, then lifers: Owen Evans, Dom Smythe, and Dakota Weston.

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Who do you think is most likely to end up in jail?

Owen Evans, one hundred percent. He’d probably like punch someone out for insulting his food and just snap. It wouldn’t surprised me in the slightest to hear that he was in jail and that Belle had to go bail his poor ass out of there. 

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What's up with that Cameron kid he always seems all over the place

Maybe he has ADHD, anon. Who even knows. He seems to be just a spastic, on the go person. I haven’t heard a whole lot about him. I think he may want some Smythe dick in his life though. Other than that, he’s just been all over the place.