#wo0n

[agentprincessmechanic]

So agentfelicitysmoak tagged me in a thing forever ago but since Ive been a little out of it I sort of missed it But my name spelled in songs is as followed: J / Just Give Me a Reason- P!nk E / Ever the Same- Rob Thomas N / Novocaine- FOB Now I tag: wo0n sassmastermoose confusedcastiel mollucifer and cary-onmywaywardson

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ok so what if fruit grew on the bottom of ponds and other bodies of water and then when the fruit was ripe it would just float to the surface, so you could be out on the lake j chilin and what not when BAM A MOTHERFUKIN WATERMELON SURGES TO THE SURFACE AND HITS YOU IN THEFACE A SEA OF ORANGES FLOODS THE OCEAN AND THERE IS JUST FUIT EVERYWHERE

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Story time

So it’s a snow day and I’m over at my friends house and we’re j chillin with some food n shit and this one girl takes a twizzler and looks at it, then fucKING DIPS IN THE QUESO she stares at her cheese covered cherry stick intently and whispers quietly to herself, it’s so pretty… And then eATS IT

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About Me

1) Why did you choose your URL?

I have gone through several urls in the past year trying to find one I liked, and at the time that I made this one my blog was Cas themed and I didn't wast to change the theme bc I really liked it, and so I decided to keep this one. I really like it and I think I'm gona stick with it for a while

2) What is your middle name?

Talbott

3) If you could own a fairytale/fictional pet, what would it be?

idk man there are so many good ones, probs a talking animal of some sort

4) Favorite color?

blue

5) Favorite song?

oh my god thats so hard, probs either kitchen sink by 21 pilots, shut up and dance by WALK THE MOON, or All of Me by The Piano Guys

6) What are your top three fandoms?

spn, marvel and sherlock

7) Why do you enjoy tumblr?

I really like all the conversation that happens on here, about everything, there is always a new perspective and (usually) a lot of positivity! Keep up the great work guys!

8) Tag all 9 of your tumblr crushes (they have to do all 8 questions too)

ugh with this update I can't figure out how to mention y'all here so you're just in the tags, srz

[agentprincessmechanic]

I love that my friends dont just give Christmas and birthday cards, we give pieces of paper full of complements and hot guys

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Still Going Strong

Have I ever thrown up in public? In like, first grade, maybe

Worn a crown? Well, of course, I'm the motherfucking princess

Licked the back of a CD? um, no gross

Been on a blind date? Thankfully not

Caught a fish? yeah

Been in love? Only with inanimate objects

Mouth- Do you want to kiss anyone right now? um, no 

Tongue- What was in your last meal? Life. And milk.

Windpipe- Do you sing? Only in the car alone

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Here we go again

Have I ever

Drank/smoked/skinny dipped/licked a 9-volt battery: No (that was easy)

Made a prank phonecall: Hai, this is Lafonda from Sears Kenwud Braanch

Been in a beauty pageant: lol no

Nose: What is your favorite perfume/candle fragrance?

Vanillla

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Oh God this is going to take forever

Height:  5’ 4”

Zodiac Sign: Don’t even get me started on those; they are the most pointless shit ever and people take them so seriously

Ethnicity: White, despite what my friends say, being 3rd gen Romanian does not make me “Asian” it just makes me tan

Single or Taken: Single and too shy to mingle

Skin: Do you tan easily?

See above. 

Eyes: What is your favorite show to watch?

How the heck am I supposed to pick? The 100, Agents of Shield, Orphan Black….