#woggle bug

[bunnieswithknives]

*Touches you with my feeler*

[cephalo-bot]

Woggle Bug: If I were to ride on the Sawhorse-

Tip: No

Woggle Bug: I would be-

Tip: Don't

Woggle Bug: A horse and buggy

Tip: Oh my god

[beggerprince72]

It is very queer, when we think of it, that the Woggle-Bug could not separate the wearer of his lovely gown from the gown itself. Indeed, he always made love directly to the costume that had so enchanted him, without any regard whatsoever to the person inside it; and the only way we can explain this remarkable fact is to recollect that the Woggle-Bug was only a woggle-bug, and nothing more could be expected of.

The woggle bug book by frank l baum

[beggerprince72]

"Never mind," he thought; "'faint heart never won fair lady.' And I'm determined to win this kaliedoscope of beauty or perish in the attempt!" You will notice that our insect had a way of using big words to express himself, which leads us to suspect that the school system in Oz is the same they employ in Boston.

The Woggle Bug Book by Frank L Baum

[beggerprince72]

But there are opportunities for so many excellent puns in our language that, to an educated person like myself, the temptation to express them is almost irresistible.

The woggle bug