For your-average-joke who wanted wolf!sherlock and lop!john:
Sherlock paced the living room; his feathery like black tail swished behind him as his equally black furry ears flattened then perked against his head as he thought. John sat his computer, wearily watching his partner stalk back and forth as he smoothed the fur on his long blonde rabbit-like ears. Finally Sherlock huffed and flopped onto the couch, curling up tightly and wrapping his tail around himself to fiddle with its tip.
John’s nose twitched, he could practically smell the annoyance rolling off the man, and he stood to walk over to Sherlock’s side and run a hand carefully through the man’s dark curly hair. Tentatively, John scratched behind Sherlock’s ear and was rewarded by Sherlock turning onto his back and presenting his belly for rubbing, which John acquiesced to happily. It took only mere moments after that that Sherlock smiled contently and splayed out his arms towards John.
With a laugh, John laid atop of Sherlock, letting the detective play with his ears. Sherlock knew he was the only one allowed to do that, to even touch John’s ears to begin with, so petting and stroking them was a highlight that he greatly enjoyed. Sherlock lovingly ran a finger up and down its bridge before tapping the end, making John crinkle his nose and then laugh with how affectionate Sherlock was being today.
A sound of cloth moving alerted John that Sherlock wanted to move, so he propped himself up to straddle Sherlock while the man adjusted positions to be on his side while making sure to not knock John off. After Sherlock had settled he tickled John’s side playfully with his tail and John stepped one leg over to lie in the small gap left on the couch. Sherlock wrapped his arms around John and sniffed along the doctor’s neck, scenting him thoroughly with his own scent while breathing his John’s natural aroma.
The light breaths across John’s neck caused him to giggle from how it tickled and he warmly returned the nuzzling into the nape of Sherlock’s neck before planting a soft kiss there. John felt rather than heard a low placid growl that resembled something close to a human humming. It was there John felt calmness wash over him. Soon he and Sherlock fell asleep in peaceful bliss on the couch, their arms wrapped tight around one another as their breathing slowed and their heartbeats matched in harmonious pace.











