so this was a request by anonyms user... I'm sorry for taking too long.
it's my first time writing a HQ so please don't be so mean.
I hope you enjoy it anyway!
it's going to be my first Headcanon!!!
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so Deadpool is already wild as hell! imagine as a big puppy! ok... not a puppy but you know what I mean...
-at first he'd be surprised he got such power but he'd start cracking Teen wolf jokes 24/7 like hoping it won't look as bad as Teen wolf CGI.
-he'd start watching Teen wolf as a joke but then he'd discover he's similar to Scott... (I WON'T SPOIL) he liked it eventually but it did not help with controlling his power or understanding it.
-one thing he understood though that when The reader started petting his head, he started melting and being all mushy
-he'd be like "is that how dogs felt all along!" he was so excited wiggling his tail and all...
-at first the reader was shocked but then got used to him and his corny jokes about Teen wolf.
-Cable would be pissed, like this guy can get more annoying than he is...
-by time Cable notices that his new powers... especially those ears.. give him a 'soft' look.. so he teases him sometimes.
-The x-men would make fun of him of course but Colossus... he would say it's cute and that it suits him.
but now let's get into business...
-in combat tho! it made him much stronger, his agility got so much better!
-he was already trouble to begin with... imagine with speed like a wolf.
-I ALMOST FORGOT he'd keep annoying wolverine with shit like! "we are brothers now! look at how hairy I am! they won't know the difference!"
-wolverine would be pissed for sure.
-to the reader tho... it only added to the fire within..! if you're into hair of course..
-in second thoughts.. he might not be hairy.. considering his situation.
-hopefully it will give him the 'sexy' look it gives people in Teen wolf and Twilight.
-his ears would be really cute for sure! but he'd hide them under his suit... eventually the reader would convince them to embrace it.
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I hope you liked it!! and thank you for this fun request! this is my first request here so thank you so much!!!
if you liked it please don't forget to tell me!! I enjoy knowing people like my bullshit!!
I feel that it is my duty to inform everyone that I have not washed my hair since Friday. Also I snickered like a 12 year old boy when I typed the word "duty."
