#wolfkid9963

[jess-rileymoved]

for the ask thing, how about hannah?

favorite thing about them

her determined attitude and devotion to beth is really admirable

least favourite thing about them

she can be childish and act without thinking of her friends 

favorite line

I'm such an idiot! I'm so dumb... (probs the most relatable line in the whole game tbh)

brOTP

sam + hannah, matt + hannah

OTP

can’t say have one :( I guess hannah + life lol

nOTP

mike + hannah

random headcanon

I’m sorry I literally haven't even thought about it !! I’d love to hear yours tho we need more Hannah content <33

unpopular opinion

okay so obviously hannah didn’t deserve the prank and it was a horrible thing to do, but are we gonna just ignore that she would’ve been totally okay with hooking up with mike while he was with emily?? someone needed to tell her that her ‘making the moves on him’ was not okay, even though I don’t think a prank was the best way of going about it

song i associate with them

none :( I’m so lame please give me recs

favorite picture of them

(her hair looks so pretty like this!)

[montparnasse]

did u just call hamdingo a troll

NO!!! i was trying to reference h*rry p*tter

because this quote simplifies but does an ok job at explaining my attitude towards found families in media. i like stories so much more where the characters undergo trials or trauma and are brought together because of it, instead of drifting apart or abandoning each other (yes this is a subtweet about castlevania s2)

[waluigis-hat-on-things]

Waluigi’s hat on Jessica

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

Can you please do "Hannah Washington had to do it to em"? The fandom it relates to is basically half dead but that never stops the memes from comin

ya sure lmao. i thought this was a hanna montana parody tho?

[samgiddings]

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I have opened the door to mlm asks I have doomed myself eternally

[samgiddings]

youre out here making me wanna rewatch the series. g i r l

beech I haven’t even watched the series myself in like 4 years I just started thinkin about padlock LMAO

[samgiddings]

hannah: this bitch full of love!!! YEET!!!!!!

the thought of hannah just fkn yeeting Sam into the ground....dare I say iconic

[samgiddings]

josh's prank involves trapping everyone in the lodge and then playing whats new pussycat for an indeterminate amount of time, putting in a single its not unusual to give everyone a glimmer of hope before destroying it when the pussycat onslaught continues

He live-streams the whole thing