Yesterday I went to a ren fair and I was off the mead and I bought this “gollum” inspired hand made soap and in the moment I was really vibing but after bringing it home it’s starting to scare me. It smells EXACTLY like what I think a dark cave would smell like which is like wet and dirt and worms. It’s such a weird scent I’m sorry I can’t send this with smell-o-vision but like legit it just smells like wet cave. Anyway what do you think Gollum smells like? Is dirt and wet and worms accurate ?
UH YHUH this is awesome actually weird question would u have any idea of what the actual scent note names are or LIEK ALSO if the maker has an online store id love to. LOL. LMAAOAO. I WANT IT
Well tolkien said he washes in puddles so i think he smells like a freaking caveman but certainly apart from that he totally smells like wet dust and especially worms. Oh and mildew i think he has really strong metallic mildew notes. The soap sounds really awesome im really jealous actually and the colour is good too. GROWLS.
Horrible thing but Ive been searching for a "wet dirt" scent since forever , it's like my dream fragrance.... not entirely for gollum reasons but partially im sure. YAY










