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LAST KNIGHT ON EARTH is the GAYEST (Bat)SHIT I’ve ever read
What else am I supposed to take away from this other than that Joker, Batman, and Wonder Woman are now in a polyamorous marriage and raising Superman???????
THANK YOU SCOT SNYDER
They bicker like a old married couple :)
"Bruce what is that on your forehead!"
"Diana, I'm working." Was Bruce's monotone reply to that.
She stompted over to him, turning his chair, forcing him to face her.
"Diana."
"You're tone doesn't scare me Bruce."
She look out the first aid kit that was kept in the cave. She had needed it so often that she instinctively knew where it was.
She pressed the iodine socked cotton against Bruce's temple. It made Bruce hiss a little. She pressed a little harder.
"So you can feel pain." She remarked.
"Diana, I'm busy right now." Bruce sternly points out.
"When are you not." Diana rebuked back.
"Bruce you have to realize that your're not a meta human."
"It's just a scratch."
"And all these scratchs add up. What if it gets infected?"
Bruce pulls Diana to his, causing her to sit on his lap.
"Then you can take care of me Princess." A devilish smirk on his face.
"Bruce." She warns him.
He pulls her into further into his arms and she continues to tend to his wound.
"It's just that I really want to solve this case within the next two days."
She pressed it hard again.
"Princess, you're using too much strength."
She blows on the wound.
"Bruce, please rest a bit."
Bruce shakes his head.
"Sorry Princess, I can't."
"Bruce."
"Princess."
"You've been with us through the mission for the last three days. You barely slept for a total of three to four hours and now that you're back you're refuseing to rest."
"Can't sleep without me warming your bed."
"Don't try to flatter yourself. If you die from exhaustion I won't know what'll happen to your family."
"So you don't care what happens to me?"
"I do" Diana gave in. She does. Oh the gods are a testament to how much she does.
"If you can waste time flirting with me, you definitely can go, get some rest."
"Let me solve this case first."
"Fine do what you want."
Diana in the fit of her frustration gets up and leave. She knew she could force him. She should have. She knew look in his eyes. Even if she had strapped him to his bed, he would still be thinking about this case. He was too stubborn sometimes.
Three days had passed. She hadn't contacted Bruce. It wasn't abnormal for them to go days with out contact though.
She was back in Paris. Between acting as the UN's delegate and working in the Louvre she hardly had the time for a proper meal.
Paris was especially crowded during February. The city of romance as it was known. These human traditions were fascinating. But right now they kept reminding her of Bruce.
Even at the headquarters, Batman had been absent for two whole days. Though that was common as well since he liked to personally handle most superhero teams.
Diana shook her head. That man is going to kill himself one of these days.
"A drink."
The waiter was offering one to her.
"Thank you."
Wonder Woman's smile brought a blush to the young waiter's face.
She took a sip of the drink. It was to her liking but she hadn't tasted this wine before.
"Not even slightly curious as to who you sent you this drink."
Hearing his voice a smile emerged on her face. Her eyes twinkling like the stars.
"Bruce."
"Happy Valentine's day, Princess."
He put a chaste peak on her lips.
"What about your case."
"I finish it just in time to fly to you for Valentine's day."
"That's why you were on a deadline."
"What do you say we get out of this place." His neck flushed.
Diana took his hands leading him to the terrace.
"Do you trust me."
"More than myself, Princess."
Diana held onto Bruce's waist and both of them took off.
"It's chilly."
Bruce remarked mid flight.
"It is February."
"Did you even sleep in the last two days."
"I slept during the plane ride."
"The batwing."
"I was in a hurry." He admitted sheepishly.
"Bruce next time just tell me if you want to celebrate something. Don't push yourself this hard. Not even for me."
Bruce forced Diana to face him.
"That's just how I am Princess. I can't change that."
"Bruce a relationship is between two people."
"I think I'm rubbing off on you too much and more than in the literal sense."
"Bruce." Diana looks scandalized.
"You frown more."
Diana sighs.
"I'm scared of losing you."
"And I'm scared of losing you."
"Princess, that doesn't mean that we can stop being who we are."
"I know. But you keep testing your limits. What happens when you find it."
"I'm Batman."
"Don't joke with me Bruce."
"But you laughed."
"Because it was so lame."
"I feel like I act more like a teenager around you Princess."
"Bruce why is my apartment covered in lights."
"I think there's a little street fair going on around your area."
"It shouldn't be allowed."
"Well it seems it is."
"This is your doing, isn't it."
"You once asked me if I wanted to try these mundane things with a special someone."
"Well here we are, Princess."
When they landed on the ground Diana's eyes lit up. It was like an old fashioned fair.
"Shall we." Bruce extended his arm.
"Hmm." Diana took it.
"Bruce, let's get some cotton candy."
"Sure Princess."
She was so excited over a simple cotton candy. Her excitement was infectious.
"Ten for three, ten for tree shots."
"Wanna compete?" The Amazon pride vibrant in her eyes.
"Sure."
"Here." Bruce handed the stall keeper twenty bucks.
Both he and Diana got ready with their guns.
"Ready when you are Princess."
"You sure you don't need your other gadgets, detective?" Diana teased.
"Ask me that when you can beat me."
And he fired a shot successfully hitting the target.
"Hey you can't start without a count down."
Ten minutes later.
"That's the last present we have." The stall keeper said somewhat disheartened.
"I don't need all of this." Diana remarked.
Their competition on the other hand ended in a draw draw.
"I'll take the little bat ears."
"You can keep the rest." She gallantly said to the stall keeper.
"The ears suit you Princess."
"Why? Do the bat ears turn you on detective?" She teased.
"You have no idea." He admitted.
She reached towards him. He closed his eyes. He felt her breath tickle his face. He could feel her arms around her neck.
"Let's go Bruce."
"I want to try the ring toss next."
That tease. She was putting the bat ears on him.
They spent the whole night playing these childish games. Laughing and eating fair snacks.
They were back, both of them relaxing on the balcony under the night sky. The mini fair had also packed up some time ago so it was peaceful.
"I can't believe you broke the poor man's bottle." Diana said while giggling.
"He was cheating."
"Is Batman sulking over a fixed carnival game."
"Indeed I am."
"Oh Bruce!" she burst out laughing looking at him pouting.
He smiled looking at that.
"What made you think of a mini carnival?"
She snuggled closer to him.
"I thought what do you like?"
"You don't care about jewellery or brands. Dinners and parties are a part of your everyday life."
Passionate kisses soon turned
"You care about people. You care about the simple things."
"I had a wonderful time today, really."
She rested her head on his shoulder.
"That was the best Valentine's present I could ask for."
"Oh but that wasn't the present."
"It wasn't?" She looked at him puzzled.
"I am." Bruce offered with a smile.
He leaned his face towards her.
Passionate kisses soon turned desperate.
"Princess, I think we should head inside." His voice a few pitchs lower.
"Carry me." Her voice sultry.
And so he did and the both of them disappeared into her bedroom.
I demand a WonderBat offspring.
Be still my shipper heart! I’m always stunned at how many ships we have in common. I feel like I’m going to so get judged on this but whatever
Name: Nike “Nik” Diana Wayne (The press always make fun of the fact she has a “stereotypical celebrity name” and wonder if her name is really an product endorsement while Diana rages because she named her daughter after the goddess of victory and how dare they make fun of it)Gender: FemaleGeneral Appearance: Black hair, blue eyes, tall but not as tall as Diana, athletic build, covered in “mysterious” bruises from “extreme sporting events”Personality: confident, empathic, compassionate, intelligent, driven, unforgiving, defiant, adventurous, super competitiveSpecial Talents: Swimming - would have been an Olympic swimmer if her father had allowed it, also has a talent for languages but that’s remnants from Diana, she also has Amazonian strength and abilitiesWho they like better: DianaWho they take after more: BothPersonal Head canon: While she follows in her parents’ footsteps, there is a period time where Nik is disillusioned and doubtful of the effects vigilante justice does for the world and retires for two years where she travels the world and tries to find herself a bit. It leads to her taking a civilian job as a human rights advocate due to the abuses she witnessed while abroad. Face Claim: Julia Voth
Send me a ship and I will describe their offspring if they had a kid meme
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Cheers to more Wonderbat this 2018. Looking forward to meeting more Wonderbat friends! :)
Super Hero Pet Talk
Batman #40
Written by Tom King
Illustrated by Joelle Jones
Colored by Jordie Bellaire
Letters by Clayton Cowles
Everyone else: I just want Bruce and Diana to stay friends, there’s no need for romance.
My weak ass: I FUCKS WITH WONDER BAT.
