#wonderbotls

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some mysoginistic piece of shit to spitfire: you belong in the kitchen

the wonderbolts panicking: NO!!!

soarin: spitfire is legally not allowed to step one feet into the kitchen

misty: do you want to fucking die while she just stands there because shes immune to fire?

sun: LOOK AT SILVER!!

silver: *stares into the void*

surprise: SEE THIS?? This is what happens when you let spitfire walk into the kitchen

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Soarin: You kidnapped Lightning Dust? That’s illegal!

Spitfire: But Soarin, what’s more illegal? Briefly inconveniencing Lightning Dust, or destroying the wonderbolts?

Soarin: Kidnapping Lightning Dust, Spit!!!

Fleetfoot: Soars, listen, whatever I may think of you right now- these guys are counting on you to inspire them!

Soarin: What, to kidnap people?!?!

Fleetfoot: To work together!

Soarin: TO KIDNAP PEOPLE?!?!?!?!

Lightning Streak: Soar, we all agreed a celebrity is a not a people.

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Soarin: We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends.

Wave Chill: ... Your what?

Soarin: My friends.

Misty Fly: Is he saying “friends”?

Spitfire: I think she's being sarcastic.

Fleetfoot: No, no, no, this is delirium, they've cracked from being awake all night. Hey, Soarin! All of your friends are in this room.

Soarin: I have other friends! You asked me to make new friends, I made new friends! It was a task. I complete tasks.

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Howzabout ❤♦️ and ♒?

♒ - Cooking/Food headcanon

Spitfire and Fleetfoot can’t cook for shit, only soarin can so he alwyas needs to feed them.

However Spitfire needs to eat specific foods due of health and texture problems, and soarin doesn’t really want to cook TWO differnt meals so he just force fleetfoot to eat the same thing (which she doesn’t mind but she wants a change for once)

Also soarin is the only one in the ‘bolts who can cook and bake, it’s either not knowing how to do both, knowing just cooking/baking AND THERE’S NO IN BETWEEN

♥ - Family headcanon

 ok so! Soarin and High Winds are twins and their biological mom (winter skies) is married to fleetfoot bilogical mom (blossom dawn)

Winter and Dawn have been knowing each other since college w/ Stormy Flare, they’ve been friends for years and they grew up their children together.

fleetfoot being the oldest had to grew up her sibilings PLUS blaze and spitfire (they’re sisters blaze is 4 years old than spitfire)

and I just really love this family ALSO DON’T GET ME STARTED ON FLEETFOOT BIOLOGICAL DAD I LOVE HIM SO MUCH 🥺, he’s a historian and a total dork, fleetfoot and soarin are stupidily close to him and everyone loves him