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“Oh hey Mike! Did you bring over some pizza?”
“WhaaaAAAAAaaaa? That’s not Pizza? That looks just like a lab grown steak that’s not even from what I think it is? “
You goddamned right you old son of a gun. That’s why I always polish my shoes. Makes the squeaks extra clean if you know what I’m saying.
Gnome Sane? Oh he lives down the hill at the lab grown steak factory. I used to peel potatoes withhim back in Nam. Real good guy. Should be here by the 10th.
Oh that would be sweet. Maybe we could all go down to the river and cook up some lab grown steaks.
But do they even taste real? Like, really real?
Oh you betcha, they’ve got the realest ones I’ve ever known. Hoofhopper Inc. used to make them good, but these are even better than that. Double plus good they are oh yes indeedy I wrote Graffiti on the bus!
No need to bring Pharcyde into this.
Good point, so drop the bass and let that DJ Screw PUMP!
---At this point a disco ball drops and hot girls and guys all rise up from the floor.
I don’t Even.
Nah man don’t even try. Just go with it.
This lab grown steak is so good! What they call em? Wonderburgers? More like the burglar got turgid so he hit a birder.
So lets break this all down. What flavors you got?
Well, we’ve got Old Ace this tastes exactly like when I tried to learn Chinese.
Oh man. Not sure if I can handle that.
Me either.
Ok, what’s next?
There’s mesquite?
Isn’t that some sort of cactus?
Nah, it makes burgers taste great. You know. It’s been like five years since I waterskied.
Water Sky?
Oh yeah, she was my healer from my tour in Gibraltar. Real ball breaker.
Gee whiz all up in my biz. So how can I make a business dealing these lab grown steaks? I know it’s the future, and I’m really interested in making sure that I’ve got what it takes.
Seriously? You think you can make it in the lab grown steak biz? What type of enzymes do you got?
Just weed?
Huh? What do you mean?
Just weed.....
Like....how?
I just put weed in them.
Like how much?
Like half an eighth will do. I call em weedy steaks
But why not just.....you know..smoke it.
Smoke it and then eat the lab grown steak! You’re a genius!
Yeah. I know. My last boyfriend said I was like Einstein because I thought the sex was relative.
Boyfriend! So you’re Guuuh g g gg g g.
Gay....
Yeah. I’m gay. I’m gay and I love lab grown steaks. Wont eat anything else. Why even bother? They don’t take any life. Which is great. I like the taste of meat but I don’t like the fact that we’ve all gotta just kill to get it. That’s mean. The dictionary in Chinese culture, and any culture for that “magic word” . We’re all human, and we all tend to make mistakes in the long journey of life, both small and large, and a fitting apology is almost always desired afterwards. This is when to make everything right again. Saying sorry is the key to harmony in a cosmic soup kind of way, as it can help you really open up your third eye, you know, squeegee it real good, and you’ll see many unnecessary conflicts and misunderstandings.
Dude. I’m sorry.
It’s cool.
Hey, whadduya say we grab some hollyhocks, and some coals, you get that old plushy you used to love when you were in the bathtub, and we run down by the river dressed like Elk and try to scare all the hunters! Then we’ll laugh as we cook out lab grown steaks over the fire! Come on!
Point taken. What do you think about the duck in the fire painting.
I like that one.
You think I should paint the frame black?
Yeah
Ok. I also think so.
Thick, perfectly cooked and juicy #wonderburger
