#woolfskin

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@woolfskin​ спросил(а):

"Hey kouhai!" He walks up to Ritsu. "Got a light? Also I've been meaning to ask you a few questions..."

Ritsu’s taken aback, visibly startled and with a slight frown that isn’t usually present on their features — before they realize this time, Beryl isn’t trying to do or say something completely abhorrent. In this exact moment. Their hopes for whatever his question is are truly not very high, but they wouldn’t be Ritsu if they didn’t at least give the guy kind of a chance.

Ah, it’s difficult having to stick by your morals even when Beryl is one of the few people Ritsu is actively tested by. Still, still. They’ll hear him out. “Nah, sorry.” Not a lie. Technically. “My ability to answer your questions depends pretty heavily on what they are, my guy. Go for it.” Internally, they’re bracing for getting told something completely repugnant they’ll have to either walk away from or sic a Servant on Beryl for. Or both.

[gemsofchaldea]

@woolfskin​ sent in an unprompted ask (always accepting!):  Okay okay. So other me's off the table but what about...Me? How's a date with ME sound?

“WHY WOULD I SAY NO TO HIM AND YES TO YOU?! WHAT’S THE DIFFERENCE BERYL?! Either way I don’t want a date with you!! If you two are so lonely go on a date with each other! At least then you two will have somebody who understands!”

[blackmetalcrypter]

woolfskin replied

WHAT THE HELL MAN! I DID IT FIRST? STOP RIPPING ME OFF

“ It wasn’t my idea... “

[titaneus]

@woolfskin​ replied:  haha how mad would your husband get if I- never mind. im just gonna leave.

“Oh?~ And here I thought the oleander was bold... A shame, it seems he’s nothing more than a withered branch~”

[sillydoctor]

[ @woolfskin​​ ] liked the starter call.

Being a real vampire, not just a human with a costume Roman discovered quickly that he had interesting skill he didn’t have before. Like having a strong sense of smell. He could feel the werewolf’s smell on the hallway long before they’d actually met. In this way he could have just... easily turn around and avoid a new possible conflict, but... 

The Count desperately needed some vials of blood he stored from the last medical checkups. And they were carefully hidden in his room where he was heading so he definitely couldn’t just turn around. He had to pass by Beryl.

[demishield]

@woolfskin​   (   from.   )    Beryl voice: I’m no mathematician, but I’ve been told I’m good with numbers. How about you give me yours so I can prove it?

my number is the chaldea number.

[blackmetalcrypter]

closed starter for @woolfskin​

There are no free taxi rides.

Kadoc wasn’t initially expected to pay, instead he’d accidentally convinced Beryl that he should offer up something for those guitar lessons. Looking back, he should’ve kept his big, stupid mouth shut and accepted the gracious gift for what it was.

Now it was far too late to speak his way out of this. He should’ve used those words of his days ago to avoid the sordid fate of... wait for it... dress shopping with Beryl.

Kadoc was already hardly comfortable playing into Beryl’s make-believe marriage with Mash Kyrielight, a woman who seemed best left to her own devices. So when Beryl came into his filthy room uninvited and insisted that they had to do something “Mashu-related“ that already had Kadoc feeling less than stellar about how his day was going to go. After stepping out, Beryl had quickly measured him around the chest and waist like he was a hen bred for meat or something.

As it turned out, this wasn’t some elaborate cannibal ritual. Rather, Beryl, with his encyclopedic knowledge of Mash’s measurements, was making 100% sure that Kadoc would make... an adequate model.

Because Beryl wanted to get her a dress. And he wanted it to be a surprise. And if Kadoc could help, that would be real swell. (Spoken through his lupine teeth, obviously thinking about how his lady would be looking.) He’d just need to grab “a few things” and they’d be good to go.

As it turned out, these ‘few things’ included a wallet and and a heavily-stuffed bra, because Kadoc was “lacking in the breast area”. (Of course he was. No SHIT he was lacking. Fuck’s sake.) And now, they were trawling the nearest line of clothing stores for something Beryl deemed nearly good enough. 

[titaneus]

@woolfskin liked for a starter!~

Ah yes the sandbur.... Quite the troublesome lad wasn’t he? She so disliked it when others would seek out such dangerous and one sided love. Perhaps she should take care of him to save the poor little butterfly from any more terrible pricking.

“Is there a reason the weed has come to bother me?”