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[bionic-dog]

// Regular middle aged man but you can't take him anywhere without generating stares. He's used to it, but if you're not, could you really handle sitting in a public restaurant with him?

[alg0rhythm1c]

"Hold on. If you think a bot, pretending to be Rex Poindexter, is better than Rex Poindexter..." Rex shakes his head, chuckling. He adjusts his spectacles for good measure. What do they train these on, fanfiction? The source material is gone. Erased. The only real remnants, in his grasp. The rest are humankind's wildest fantasies, projections, teenage insecurities...It's looking pretty bleak, for the Rexes out there.

Rex Prime holds up a pointer, starting a count, "Here's what you can do instead. Number one: close the program. Number two: talk to the guy on screen, walking right in front of you, who looks like Rex Poindexter."

He shrugs, looking peeved, "I don't bite. I'm not like, ah, uh, clinical psychologist, and I'm not your boyfriend, but I'm not the worst person in the world, right?" He pumps his shoulders again for emphasis. "I mean. I'm a spittin' image, pal. I got a hell of a lot more experience, being Rex, than anybody else. What can I say?"

[arculeatus-muses]

Erin: I’m not attractive! I’m not attractive! I’m not—

James-o-vision @the-haunted-office:

(Source)

[prideblades]

❝ Why is it whenever that dingy boy is around it's always obnoxiously loud? It's as if he doesn't know the value of quiet. ❞

[titaneus]

"Who said anything about marriage you pervert!?"

[ferinr]

did she make those horn cozies for power herself? yes absolutely

[everemore]

Coming outside of her room was a mistake.

[eidivine]

Don’t mind Ryder as she angrily sniffles and starts harassing the staff about how to keep a servant by your side forever.