sweating bullets

why can't we not be sober? just want to start this over.

[blackmetalcrypter]

whoof ok i was in michigan over last weekend but im back, gonna try and do my drafts soon

[metamorphesque]

Tamura Ryūichi

[blackmetalcrypter]

beryl and/or pepe convince kadoc to buy Animal Crossing and he just has the ugliest nightmare town ever

[mangacapsaicin]

natsuko ishitsuyo’s amazoness kiss || 意志強ナツ子の『アマゾネス・キス』

[blackmetalcrypter]

“ I don’t know what to be for Halloween. Beryl said that if I dress as a vampire he might kill me by accident. “

[blackmetalcrypter]

so like just adding to this weeks shittery apparently some guy at my job has been lying to try and get me fired and like it super didnt work but still

[blackmetalcrypter]

ok so. im sorry if activity drops in the coming weeks. my nonno just died and im still kind of processing it. a week from today im going to Michigan to his funeral, and my dad is gonna be there. my father and i dont have the best relationship to put it mildly so i cant promise ill be in the mood. im going to try to clear out my drafts and generally keep things moving but between that and school stuff its a bit of a fuck

[naughtyandnicerpmemes]

Reblog this if you accept unprompted starters!

[anotherrpmemeblog]

Ask my muse questions about people they know

[memeasaurus-promptus]

Soft Affection

Send in an icon for my muse to: 

🎀 Play with your muse’s hair

✋ brush fingers/hold hands

👉 Gently poke or prod yours

💐 give a gift

🎎 sit close enough to brush knees/lean against yours

🛌 take a nap with yours

🖐 tracing fingers against your muse’ skin or over a scar/other

🍫 quietly hand over a treat/food item

☺ stroke your muse’s cheek/face

🧥 be found wearing your muse’s sweater/coat/article of clothing

✨+ add your own

🐱 to reverse

[bakaccha]

[blackmetalcrypter]

“ stop pushing me away. i’m not going anywhere, sunshine. and as soon as you get that through that thick skull of yours, the better~~~ ” Pepe

some angst

" I'm not... "

But he couldn't lie about it. Pepe was kind, not stupid. It was obvious to anyone with a brain that Kadoc was threatened by people who deigned to be nice to him. Of course he avoided it. Of course he pushed those people away.

What else was he supposed to do? Accept it? What kind of fucking sense would that make?

" You won't get anything out of sticking around, you know. "

[blackmetalcrypter]

He sighs. "The laptop Chaldea gave me has parental controls, whatever that means. Anyways, it won't let me look up 'bestgore'; I was told by one of the servants to check it out. I think it was the little oni with the purple hair. Anyways, help me man! I wanna see some free guts!"

" ... "

A sane person would more than likely say no, of course not, why the hell would I go on a site like that anyway? But Kadoc is hardly a representative of sanity, and what's a little gore website trawling between two friends?

" Sure, that's fine. "

Even if he was averse to the idea of looking at murder videos, he's too much of a spineless dork to say no, anyway.

[blackmetalcrypter]

not to go off OOC or anything but sending anon hate is cowardly and if u have shit to say then u should come off anon like a big kid and say it lol

[blackmetalcrypter]

highkey wish the rest of rp tumblr was as chill as anime rp tumblr like i dont wanna have to spend 3 hours making banners and icons and shit just so i can write about the Fight Club narrator being gay

[rp-ask-memes-deactivated2026012]

what about my portrayal attracted you to my blog?

if you would like to be more specific – what made you stay?

[blackmetalcrypter]

♪ :3

I'll Fight - Wilco

It just works...