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Me: *sees a customer getting the Shape of Water and talks to them playfully* You know there is a sex scene in this?
Customer: *talks happily* That is why we are getting it.
Me: *whipers* So you are a scaley?
Customer:*laughs* We shall see!
Omg that was funny as hell. Xp I love customers I can joke around with. XD
we’re about to have a glee power hour and you’re worried about getting too excited about sonic?
Conversation I just had at work today 💀:
Visitor: I need [patients name] room to be changed to a private room when he comes in tonight.
Me: I'm sorry our private rooms are full right now and we have to prioritize patients that need to be quarantined first because they're contagious before...[interrupted]
Visitor: Well my father has Alzheimer's
Me: ... ಠ_ಠ
Me: That's not contagious ma'am
antagal ko ng hinahanap ang inner peace na yan Ben. haha
Director: Hey, Nei, so uh...I just realized...
Me: Yes?
Director: You wrote like...tooth-rotting fluff on all your fics...So like...How are you so BRUTAL with our characters?
Me: ./puts on my best Brightwing voice
Why, M, you wanna find out?
Director:............Ily.
Me: I'm not going to have children when i'm older, i'll just have cats.
Friend: You will, you can't avoid it.
Me: Sure I can. It's called abortion.
Post work conversation between me and random math instructor (RMI) RMI: When are you done with grad school? Me: Never, as long as they continue to accept me, I will continue to go. RMI: ... Me: This particular degree is done in December, though. RMI: So what is next? You start looking for a real job? Me: *scoff* No, I applied to PhD programs. Who wants a real job?
Monday conversation at work
Me: *send my coworker Or Nah cover*
Her: You are really starting to like that song now aren't you?
Me: haha yes it feed my cockiness alter ego.
Her: you're already pretty cock without your alter ego... Jk
Me: eww pretty cock lol, wth gross. You are nasty. Omg I'm dying.
Her: lol I meant cockiness, damn typo.
Me: uh huh sure sure(;
