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Dale stomps into my office, points out the window and says in an annoyed voice "Did you do that?!?!"

I look at him like what the absolute fuck is he talking about.

He points up at the sky where the sun is shining and says "Did you bring that back today? Was this your doing?"

I smile really big and say "No she did that all on her own lol"

#fun fact i have literally never spoken to Dale about my sunshine or sunflower association #which means he came to the conclusion all on his own #which means even when i am not thinking about being a sunflower #i inherently am always giving off that vibe #that bright sunshine vibe #i love that #anyway Dale my boss and basically my dad said im like sunshine and that made me happy today #work fam

When you're in a group chat, and everyone knows not to expect a reply after work because you're busy watching His Dark Materials or The X-Files. But on the rare occasion you find a new show to binge, they start sending your name in all caps…

Last night's final message after 30 texts: "_____ HAS GONE DEEP INTO VOYAGER. WE HAVE LOST HER. WE WILL HEAR ALL ABOUT IT IN THE MORNING..."

Why are they yelling lol?

(Underscores because ya'll can't know my real name.) 🖖

#just leave me and my dog to be couch potatoes #star trek voyager #his dark materials #the xfiles #space junkie #lover of dust #work fam #kathryn janeway #marisa coulter #dana scully #im fine i promise #late to every fandom

This is Jeremy. He's a friend from work. He doesn't own a wine opener.

#i was so scared the bottle was going to break #i bet tiffany 5 bucks it would so im out 5 #the gotham gazette #work fam #the gotham gazette fam #gotham #only in gotham #onlyingotham #gotham city #gotham gazette #not my photo

#Sophia Bush #Catalina Sandino #Surveillance #work fam #brunch

Here’s an appreciation post for my coworkers and the happiness i feel when we’re together. Let’s see if you can spot the dweeb that’s winning me over. 💚💚💚

#family #me #i #long post #happiness #work fam

Lmaooooo one of the new guys at work heard me and Barry’s bants today and we had to explain to him that is just how we talk to each other because this was the convo we had:

Barry: Well damn Ms Marquie you walking through this office like you’re ready to beat my ass or somethin.

Me: I am ready if you don’t get the fuck outta my way.

Barry: Aww does baby gotta piss?

Me: Baby will piss in your mouth if you don’t GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAYYYYYY

#lmaoooo #he was standing in the way of the bathroom #I did indeed have to go piss #the new guy was like ‘Um HELLO???’#sorry buddy lmaooo #Work fam #work bestie Barry

My work wife sent me an email today that said “Bravo baby girl” and I went to her office and cried about it for six minutes exactly.

#work wife #work fam #I was very nervy about basically defending one of the guys to his bosses #because he took full responsibility for something that was not at all his fault #and told the customer he was taking full responsibility #which I didn’t like because he dead ass did everything he was supposed to do #it was someone else who didn’t do their job and now the customer is pissed #anyway she talked me up and told me to send the email to say ‘He shouldn’t be taking full responsibility for this’#and I did it and blind copied her on it lol #and she sent back that response 🥹#anyway idk if it was out of my position to do that #but also he shouldn’t take the blame like that #anyway there’s a reason I call her my better half bahahha

Bahaha I just had work baby send her first "do your fucking job" email today and I couldn't be more proud bahahah

#work fam #work baby #she said 'marq idk how to do this profile there's no attachments or info'#and i said 'who submitted it?' and she told me and i was like 'ha ha yeah he does that a lot.'#and then i went 'actually here's what we're gonna do. Send him an email saying this cant be completed until the required info is presented.#and she was like 'aight bet'#and im cheering on the inside cuz the email is so professional but so passive agressive #and im happy cuz now i have a REASON to be like 'YO THIS MAN DOES NOT DO HIS JOB ALL THE WAY THROUGH'#because most of the time i can just draw conclusions #but SHE CANT because she doesn't know! shes new!#so he HAS to do what he's supposed to if he wants this profile done #like DO YOUR FUCKING JOBBBBB

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