Coworker, about me, to gay coworker: No we can't tell her that, I'm pretty sure she's straight.
Me: Who?
Coworker: You, you're straight right?
Me: How dare you!!??? Considering me straight? Excuse me???
Coworker: Wait, then what are you?
Me: I'm bi!
Coworker, to gay coworker again: Oh, well I was half right!!
Coworker, turning to gay coworker: It's okay she's one of us.












