#work is lonely

[showmethehotpods]

"Y'know, if you're some kind of immortal, you're basically cheating Death. Which means you're making my job a hell of a lot more difficult. Which means that you're an asshole."

[filiseverus]

Don’t judge me, but the appliances at work now all have names. Ben and Jerry are the espresso machines, Stacy is the oven, and the dishwasher is named Harold.

I’ve also named my phone Alan, after the guy who invented the first computer.

[dariamorgandabber]

I'll redownload Kik for you

If you keep me company for any length of time during the next 8 hours.

[fforeverfforgetful]

Singing Say Anything, Death Cab, And City & Colour to myself.