#work lmao

[lovelyspector]

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[foxfed]

yall sending me stuff for aki better be prepared.

[cupofkey]

time to shitpost about my coworkers im super hopped up on caffeine and sugar and 4 other things rn im vibing out of my MIND i fucking love them so much theyre the best.

A is really smart and he’s really nice to me and has big old man energy and hes old enough to be my dad. he’s super awkward but i love him i want him to be my new dad. A be my dad challenge. once he called us “little people” and i was like ??? im not that little am i 😭😭 and he was like i mean theres no shame there also im probably proportionally smaller than you WHICH IS TRUE!!! hes a skinny old man!!!! once i slipped and fell and he helped me up and i could cry, thats 1 of 3 types of men i enjoy (rly smart, rly awkward, rly nice). the rest of them can d word but A ily.

L is also rly nice hes the nicest guy ever he jokes with me and he makes us dinner all the time like he brought enchiladas 😭 and i had 2 days worth of free dinner 😭 and hes so patient w me. L i love you. i would die for you. he made us cheesecake too. another kind of man i really like i would sacrifice everything for his happiness. we make affectionately make fun of A together. did i mention he made us cheesecake

G is a fucking queen im in love with her shes a bicon and like wow G your mom lets u have a bf and a gf??? polyam icon?? she always keeps me updated on the workplace tea and is rly nice when i fuck things up shes like lol whatever. anyways lets go kiki in the back. like G I LOVE YOU,,, we serve qwoc excellence together and i think thats everything. also she always has long ass stiletto acrylics and they always look super fucking good because she's what?? A QUEEN. we stan G. every time her bf comes in they act all sappy outside and A gets peeved and I LOVE HER SM

i have other coworkers but ion see them i just see these 3 ICONS AND I LOVE THEM AND MISS G I WILL K*SS YOU ON THE MOUTH ok now im gonna go pass out im like super fucking high off my ass

[vesper-tilionidae]

The fact that I started a new job and they made me watch a 15 minute long video on the EVILS OF UNIONS on Labor Day was a coincidence, because that’s when I started the job, BUT

For some reason I feel like the fact that I’m being forced to rewatch it after the “socialist” Biden win is less coincidental....

[mourningmage]

i spilled vodka on me so my friend taylor tried to lick it off my jawline and i said “jawbreakers” and laughed at my own joke for 5 minutes so he called me out and said i only laughed bc i was drunk so i made this video

[susnbd]

I cracked 345 eggs and made brownies my first time today

[thelastperformer]

I finished Monsta X Right Now so I’m gonna torture myself by watching no.mercy wish me luck