#worker man

[itsmyfriendisaac]

♐ November 22nd: Queen of the Pack, Patra.

[goldleafer]

I am a high pressure tension chamber

Here to collect pressure

[goldleafer]

SPOILER ALERT: Yes. Worker Man died, but that was just a setup for the sequel.

His job is the one that really died. It died from a goddamn virus. There was nothing Worker Man could do to save his job. In a way, it was already dead before he started working there.

SPOILER ALERT: In the sequel, Worker Man goes down deep into hell to rescue his job and bring back to life. He has to battle demons of the underworld

[goldleafer]

Teaching me about WORK and how a man can inspire other people simply by working is one of the coolest things Papa taught me as a young man.

When Papa got me a job at his office, “I love watching your dad work” was the sentiment that coworkers kept on saying to me. I knew exactly what they were talking about, and it made me feel good. Good about our family, our lineage, our contribution to the whole of the world.

When I sought out to apply the same magic to my own work as a grown man, I didn’t know it would also trigger the evil inside monsters in the workplace. It turned out that there was a second secret super power that Papa had slyly passed on to me...

Don’t miss “The Death of Worker Man”, coming soon to a theater near you.

SPOILER ALERT: The second secret super power actually came from my MAMA ahahahhaahahhahaha

[goldleafer]

I drove around PG County today!!

And I drove by FedEx Field!

[goldleafer]

The Death of Worker Man

[goldleafer]

09:42 14:27 14:51 15:54 17:58

[goldleafer]

08:29
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09::26 - THERE’S NO RHYME OR REASON. ONLY THE SENSE OF COMPLETION I knew I loved you before I met you.