#workering

[mindyourmilo]

please clean afteryourself in the cinema

[mokiemorty]

Man I love working with college-age people. I was the only 'adult' on shift today so one of my younger coworkers ran up to me and said "Ace, Ace, Ace! I'm gonna put a jalapeno through the tenderizer! You wanna come watch?" and you know what. I did. I did wanna watch a jalapeno go through the tenderizer.

(it dices really nicely if you put it through twice. btw.)

[mokiemorty]

"I considered going gay for a while, since girls are so bitchy."

Okay. 

[mokiemorty]

Today this guy came in, and his total was like, $6.15

And he handed me a hundred dollar bill???

So I told him our policy prevents me from breaking anything over a twenty.

So he gives me exact change instead.

Like why