Workplace Giving Companies Ranked By How Much I Wish To Defeat Them In Ritual Combat
Network for Good: Barely a workplace giving vehicle but generally unobjectionable, gives lots of good info unless you're somehow getting Facebook donations through them. I wish they'd calculate net payout amount for you but that's a pretty minor complaint. Payment reliably shows up midmonth, which is perfect. If I faced them in ritual combat I would deliberately shoot to miss.
YourCause: Nice interface, usually easy to match ACH payments to the company, sometimes weirdly delayed uploading of donation reports, but at least they usually put up a note about it and the reports do show up in a week or so. If I had to face them in ritual combat I would punch them gently on the shoulder in a bro-y way and then buy them a drink.
Benevity: Genuinely stellar customer service, complex but understandable formatting system, now if only they'd go back to sending us money a week before the end of the month or the first day of the next month. If they keep sending us money on the very last day of the month I will be forced to issue a formal challenge, because it takes several days to enter their stuff and I hate having it sprung on me at the very last possible second.
Bright Funds: Pretty sure their reporting template was designed by an Elder God because I can never parse what any of their column headers mean, and I resent that they made us join their weird wannabe cloud database just to access donation reports. But if you've got the report key and the right login URL it's fine I guess. I would sucker-punch them in the stomach for past wrongs.
Frontstream: Completely deranged system where every time someone misspells our name they open a new account and then we have to get it attached to our main portal. Must click into each separate account one by one to figure out who gave us money this time. We have 21 accounts spread across three pages and every time you go back to the main menu it resets you to page one. Please let me return to page two if I was on page two, or maybe order the accounts by who paid out most recently, or if I'm really wishing for something impossible, CONSOLIDATE THE STUPID FUCKING ACCOUNTS PLEASE. Would absolutely whale on them until my demands were met.
Cybergrants: OH MY GOD PLEASE LET ME FIGHT THEM. Cybergrants headquarters will make a change to our account that propagates to all the independent separate Cybergrants versions hosted at each company, but it'll be wrong, and so we then have to reach out to every single company that gives to us saying "hey this is wrong please change it and also can we speak to the person in charge of making decisions like this because it's wrong everywhere" and they're like 'yeah that person doesn't work here' and we scream into the void. Also no one there does their due diligence on addresses or checking EINs or anything, we have to do their job for them whenever they send us money that absolutely isn't ours, which is often. I hate them. Don't use them. If I faced them in ritual combat I would kill them, yea, unto the 7th generation.
Companies who don't use third party software for their workplace giving and just give one lump sum at the end of the year to every nonprofit they owe matching gifts to via that nonprofit's website: omg please stop. Matching gifts are supposed to be matched to the fund people gave to, and if you give one random online donation that money is not able to be directed to the funds it is actually matching, and also not able to be broken up and soft-credited to different people, and we probably have no idea whose donations you're matching either! All third-party workplace giving solutions suck in different ways but PLEASE USE ONE, or make individual online donations in honor of each donor? Like, then we have a hope of figuring it out and also reclassifying those donations properly as matching gifts? I would refuse to fight them in ritual combat but would absolutely meet them in a Denny's parking lot at 3 am and slap them until they saw reason and signed up with YourCause.












