Work Smart, Work S-Mart
Damnit we lost another person today, Hiring forgot to give them the standard safety briefing.
Standard safety briefing:"You see Alric over there? Imagine how close he would have to be to brutally snuff out your life, Now add 25 feet. That is the minimum safe distance for when he decides you need to die. It WILL happen, so you need room to run away so he loses interest."











