Apr 20, 2017
*Me and my roommate, looking out the window at a person sitting at a table outside. It's dark and he's far away.*
Roommate: Is he alone? I can't see if there's anyone across from him.
Me: I don't think so. There's no legs under that side of the table.
Roommate: Oh, yeah! They would have legs!
Me: Yeah!
Roommate: Unless it was a worm. Worms don't need legs.
Me: ...You're right.
Roommate: Maybe there's a wormperson there. Maybe
he's a wormperson!
Me: ...
Roommate: *calling out the window* Are you a wormperson?
Roommate: *ducks* Oh god he looked this way!
Me: You've disturbed the worm prince.
*both of us dissolve into uncontrollable laughter at this point*
Me: Oh, he's leaving! Maybe he's going to bed.
Roommate: Goodnight, my sweet worm prince.
#me#my roommate#katie#wormperson#worm prince#goodnight my sweet worm prince#we have come up with a story for the worm prince and his kingdom#my roommate is going to photoshop a picture of the worm prince#we are going to hang it in our dorm#why are we like this?#i don't know but it's wonderful#4/19/17