#wormskier

[sargassostories]

My predictions for Jaskier season 4

Heidi Klum Spent Two Years Crafting Her Halloween Costume

“I like to do something unexpected, so I tried to think of a costume that is super absurd, but also very familiar,” Klum tells Vogue.

[jaskiersvalley]

This furby thing is Incredibly cursed so have a shitty phone doodle while I process this

This... This is glorious! I am in love! @elaphaemourra you are a gem. There is nothing shitty about this. It has made my day. Thank you so much for this, I don't think I'll be able to stop grinning all day now.

[elliestormfound]

Today I reread some of my fanfics and I found a typo that made me giggle for like 10 minutes: it is in a kind of soft/tender/a bit sexy scene between Geralt and Jaskier and instead of „warm body“ I wrote „worm body“... 🐛

I will leave the typo in because I find it hilarious and it made me think back to the wormskier spectacle a few weeks ago

[sargassostories]

Headcanon that Geralt has one dick for humans and one for monsters

You know, sometimes, I log into tumblr dot com, and an anon awaits for me that is so genius, so absolutely galaxy-brained, so god-tier, that I think to myself: I must share this with the yennskier discord at once.

And so, dear funky little genius anon, not only was this ask met with several “I wish I’d thought of this,”es and “This is very good”s, we have discussed and have several important findings, the ungodly and cosmic horrors of which I will relate to you now.

At first we thought: would the dicks be stacked? Surely Jaskier would get some wild, impossible notion in his head. And then: does one protract to sort of reveal the other? But no, this is too much like a dog, and we could not abide it. Yet somehow, we could abide what follows here...

You see, the monster dick, the dick that’s for monsters, is actually just one of Geralt’s toes. On his left foot, to be exact. A byproduct, oh yes, dear, horrified reader still reading this even though you knew this was dead dove do not eat, of the fungus. Can he cum out of his toe? Spores. And yes: it does, on occasion, fall off, along with the rest of his toes. And then regenerates. Especially when he is startled. Because Geralt is part axolotl, actually: Geratl. Unfortunately Geratl also eats wormskier and wait where are you going

[sargassostories]

im in such a yennskier mood today, for the drabble, just something that exudes the "yennefier could kill jaskier at any time with no consequences and jaskier LOVES THIS" with a side of "the sexual tension from absolutely "hating" each other"

He loathed her, of course. That’s how he’d gotten here.

Slowly, silently removing his clothing in her chambers. Waiting to see which garment would finally make her glance from her work, sharpening a knife with her magic.

The knife was merely a decorative reminder of how easily and mundanely she could kill him.

His cock stirred at the thought, unfortunately just as he dropped his braies.

She glances up and smirked. Even her smile was sharp.

He loathed her. And every time, he hoped she’d pour that loathing back on him.

“Pathetic little worm. Get lost.”

But he already was.

[queerfantasycharacter]

When i first saw the wormskier post i didnt even question it, i didnt know the origin so I was just like 'huh i havent checked discord in a while guess this is what they are up to' . Just went 'well it could have been dick mold or chicken sex' . I hate y'all, im sjskdjjsfklsls

I’m sorry I’m cracking up right now. 

You’re definitely not wrong, that is what we were up to. Utter nonsense. Jaskier is a worm and Geralt loves him very much asodfjdsalkfjdsl

 Tbf I don’t think Geralt is having sex as a chicken. He is just a chicken who is a witcher. Doing chicken witcher things. 

[queerfantasycharacter]

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