#worst cat

[myrthing]

Oh no. No, don't.

[lirillith]

RIP, Worst Cat.  You had a well-traveled twenty years and inflicted terrible smells on my car all the way across the Western US when we moved.  You bore up with fortitude even when we inflicted a human infant on you in your old age.  You were always a total shit to other grown cats and I don’t think you buried your poop once in the last ten years, but you were always patient with kittens and Dottie, and I miss you a lot already.

[jmaz]

He blep

[plutonian-honey]

The Signs as Stuff My Cat, Jaffa, Does

Aries: Jumps up on top of the roof and then can't get down so yells until we get a ladder

Taurus: Exists only for food like does not come home until dinner time

Gemini: Just stands near our other cat knowing she hates him just to be annoying

Cancer: Gets sooky when it's hot and sits near us doing really soft meows

Leo: Will only eat out of our other cat's bowl even though it's on the other end of the house JUST BECAUSE HE'S AN ASSHOLE

Virgo: Knows he's not allowed to scratch the couch so scratches the side table very, very close to the couch suspiciously

Libra: Hears any sort of can opening and literally comes sprinting

Scorpio: Is ridiculously beautiful what the hell Jaffa???

Sagittarius: Goes outside all day and comes home at the end of the day with really dirty paws like where have you been what

Capricorn: Steals food off peoples' plates even though he has his own food

Aquarius: Scratches on my window to be let in at 4am and then comes inside and just yells at us to go back outside

Pisces: Sits on the driveway pretending to protect us but if someone comes near him that is not us, he runs away

[shadow27]

Fiona, Cincinnati's worst cat

[myrthing]

Gremlin boy and his body contortion act.

[myrthing]

The gremlin is getting away with so much right now because I'm too sick (literally) and tired to even react. And I don't even have a voice to react with most of the time.

I just had to get up to get something from the bathroom, and he ambushed me in the dark so I stopped and waited until he screamed and ran away.

[myrthing]

Brushing my teeth with my back pressed against the wall because otherwise this asshole claws at me for not paying attention to him.