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I have never been petty enough to lodge a formal complaint before. In my life. In anything. But guess what sir you fucking need to know you suck bc you are fucking awful to the point of unsafe.

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Friday 18th September

Woke up late (no surprise there) much to the surprise of my Tita Vicky (who woke up at stupid o'clock and stole our clothes to wash them, even though we had said that we'd do it!). After food and being lazy for a while, the whole family, including Lola (grandma) all piled into a rickety old mini van with the world's WORST driver ever! Seriously, I did not think it was possible to be so bad! Every five minutes, or turn, or stoplight, or vehicle wanting to overtake was an accident waiting to happen!

We picked up my other auntie and my cousins along the way, and somehow managed to make it to the place in one piece. I say "place" as I don't really know where we are. All I know was that I was told we should go to Buting Buhanggin, a beautiful beach near Lucena. We ended up jumping on a little boat (about 10 of us), which tilted forward a little, and headed to one of the most beautiful, serene, gorgeous beach we have seen, which is surprising considering the beauty of El Nido! But the waters were so warm and clear and soothing, and the sea beyond so still and peaceful.

The day was spent swimming about and eating until it was time to pile back onto the boat, the clear sea, calm, with barely a wave or a ripple, making our boat ride peaceful and seamless, Mount Banahaw casting the clouds in the distance.

Then we had to pile back into the crappy little mini van, which broke down dropping my auntie and cousins off, with our driver convinced that there was something wrong with the battery, even though the lights and everything electronic worked, not even considering the fact we had run out of fuel. Idiot. We had to commute back in the end, which was an event in itself. It took ages for a bus to come, and the one that did, had to be evacuated as it started steaming and throwing up huge puffs of white smoke and steam, which my Lola frantically dragged us away from quickly... We got back on the bus though, haha, and all was well!

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