#worstnrtcharapoll

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ROUND ONE

JIRAIYA vs SENJU TSUNADE

Which character is WORSE

Jiraiya

Senju Tsunade

Voting ended onJul 29, 2023

Reasons for submission under the cut

Jiraiya

ignored Naruto, even after becoming his mentor, unless Naruto shapeshifted into a naked woman

fantasize about, write, and publish stories based off of spying on naked women and girls

analyzes boobs in public

set an example of being a sleazy pervert to a kid who’s very attached to him

became a regular customer of a brothel when he was supposed to be teaching his godson

be a selfish, mean person in general

reminds two submitters of their uncle

had a CHILD proofread his porn novels

let Naruto be abused by the village for years

probably has lice

would make deez nutz jokes constantly

incel

horrible friend

irredeemable waste of cool character design

gives a submitter the heebie-jeebies, and synonyms

made ‘weird’ comments about Konan while under his care

could have been honest with Naruto about knowing his parents

was friends with Orochimaru and didn’t care about his murderous tendencies

deadbeat godfather

coerced a child into turning into a naked woman

stole his (young orphan) pupils money

blew off naruto and made him learn on his own, didn’t teach him anything

perverted, sex offender, and harasses women

deathly ugly

not funny in any way despite supposedly being a comedic relief

Tsunade

beating Jiraiya's ass but didn't finish the job

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ROUND TWO

OROCHIMARU vs KABUTO

Which character is WORSE

Orochimaru

Kabuto

Voting ended onJul 1, 2023

Reasons for submission under the cut

Orochimaru

experimented on children

is a creep

got off scot free with no redemption arc

stole dead bodies

Kabuto

evil little shit without charisma

is an Orochimaru copy cat

Sage mode is super fugly

has glasses

no seriously he could biohack himself into next Tuesday but couldn’t fix his eyesight

uses his orphan backstory as a reason for being evil but other orphans didn’t do all that

bully

not hot

just sucks

annoying hypocrite

should have stayed stuck in the izanami

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ROUND TWO

ITACHI UCHIHA vs MASASHI KISHIMOTO

Which character (person) is WORSE?

Itachi Uchiha

Masashi Kishimoto

Voting ended onJul 1, 2023

Reasons for submission under the cut

Itachi

bootlicker

gaslighter

manipulative

sad boy martyr complex

sucked Konoha’s balls

nonsensical on a narrative level

fan base overlooks his issues because he’s hot

people ship him with Deidara

bad vibes

bad brother

Kishimoto

you know why

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There we have it folks…. Congratulations to Kishimoto for being so bad he beat out all his most dreaded characters.

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Precisely why he was discarded from submissions LOL undeniably the WORST Naruto character BOOOOOOOO!

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ROUND TWO

TOBIRAMA SENJU vs SHIKAMARU NARA

Which character is WORSE

Tobirama Senju

Shikamaru Nara

Voting ended onJul 1, 2023

Reasons for submission under the cut

Tobirama

eugenicist

racist

excused because people think he’s sexy

perpetuated the myth of the curse of hatred

codefied oppression and subjugation of the Uchiha into law

one of the main proponents to why Madara was shunned

destroyed his brothers dreams

created the ANBU black ops

didn’t mind making children into soldiers

keep seeing his dick and balls

Shikamaru

sexist/misogynist

lazy

have enough men like him IRL

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ROUND THREE

UCHIHA ITACHI vs KAGUYA

Which character is WORSE

Uchiha Itachi

Kaguya

Voting ended onAug 3, 2023

Reasons for submission under the cut

Itachi

intentionally traumatized Sasuke (put him in a genjutsu multiple times to watch the murder of his entire clan, family, and parents over and over again for days straight)

no remorse years after about the Uchiha genocide even as an adult

planned to mind control Sasuke

repeatedly tortured Sasuke in a variety of ways

fanbase glorifies his decisions

a 14 year old deciding a genocide and traumatizing his little sibling for practically no reason is NOT a genius moment

his fandom's "young age" excuse only goes so far, since he never changes his mind or altered his plan

bootlicker, gaslighter, manipuative, liar, unreliable

sad boy martyr complex

sucked Konoha’s balls

nonsensical on a narrative level

fan base overlooks his issues because he’s hot

people ship him with Deidara

bad brother, bad vibes

Kaguya

ruined the Naruto ending

came out of nowhere

stole Madara and Obito's position as perfectly fine final villains

just really boring

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FINALS

JIRAIYA vs SARUTOBI HIRUZEN

Which character is WORSE

Jiraiya

Sarutobi Hiruzen

Voting ended onAug 9, 2023

Reasons for submission listed under the cut

Jiraiya

ignored Naruto, even after becoming his mentor, unless Naruto shapeshifted into a naked woman

fantasize about, write, and publish stories based off of spying on naked women and girls

analyzes boobs in public

set an example of being a sleazy pervert to a kid who’s very attached to him

became a regular customer of a brothel when he was supposed to be teaching his godson

be a selfish, mean person in general

reminds two submitters of their uncle

had a CHILD proofread his porn novels

let Naruto be abused by the village for years

probably has lice

would make deez nutz jokes constantly

incel

horrible friend

irredeemable waste of cool character design

gives a submitter the heebie-jeebies, and synonyms

made ‘weird’ comments about Konan while under his care

could have been honest with Naruto about knowing his parents

was friends with Orochimaru and didn’t care about his murderous tendencies

deadbeat godfather

coerced a child into turning into a naked woman

stole his (young orphan) pupils money

blew off naruto and made him learn on his own, didn’t teach him anything

perverted, sex offender, and harasses women

deathly ugly

not funny in any way despite supposedly being a comedic relief

Hiruzen

handled the Uchiha situation with no proper thinking

ugly

did not care for Naruto (orphan) despite promising he would

did not care for Sasuke (orphan)

did not care for Kakashi (orphan)

treated orphans terribly

untalented, shitty, whiny, lazy, useless Hokage

could’ve told Naruto who his parents were

linked to a lot of shitty situations

made children into soldiers

fed children into the same system which killed many of their parents

covered up the Uchiha genocide

is bald

equivalent of the president

forced Kakashi to do missions and lead a squad while he was obviously suffering from PTSD

didn’t stop Orochimaru from doing lethal experiments on children

didn’t stop Orochimaru from messing with corpses

nasty old pervert

ignored systemic racism

allowed his bestie (Danzo) to kidnap and torture children

child abuse and neglect

war criminal

allowed Danzo to do whatever he wanted