#would get caught

[downstaiirs]

the only way we would get caught is if we wanted to.

[profilesomebardian]

Ben: Organic Farming with All Natural Fertilizer

Weapon: Pitchfork

Estimated Victims: 3 - 4

Ben came to Bard College bright and early during the L&T program for incoming freshmen with dubious motives. From the onset, he took interest in the new class and became friendly with the fresh meat. At first, he seemed to be innocent and awkward enough, like many Bard boys, but what started as kind gestures proved to be worrisome.The girls he singled out started to avoid him, yet he seemed to be around every corner. When he managed to catch them alone, his comments would leave the girls feeling unsettled. After a month or two, his fixation would turn deadly.

It was inevitable that the object of his fixation would end up walking alone late at night, and Ben took this opportunity to break out the chloroform. It wasn't very hard to drag the girl to his car, bound and gagged. He would then transport the body to the meadow beyond the farm. He'd place her on a tarp, as though laying her down to sleep. While she was out, he'd obsess over her body, caressing her cheeks and combing his fingers through her hair. When she came to, she'd see a blurry figure standing over her. Confusion and panic would set in, and once they made eye contact, he'd strike her in one harsh blow to the chest with his well-used pitchfork. Placing one foot on her pelvis to steady himself, he would yank the prongs from her chest. He watched the blood flow from the lacerations with fascination. If she wasn't dead from the initial impact, she would soon die from blood loss.

After he was satisfied, he'd drag the tarp to the Bard farm and bury the body right under the patch where the next crops would be planted. He would likely only have a couple of victims, as the soil would need to be turned eventually, and his fellow students were bound to find the bodies in varying states of decay. Friends of the victims would point the police towards Ben, commenting on his predatory and lurking behavior.

When questioned, he lamented that he'd never get a shot at the new batch of freshmen.

Enjoy the kale,

- Deimos & Phobos