#would queue kindly?

[fanonical]

rachel: dear diary

rachel: my teen angst bullshit has a body count!

[fanonical]

aang: i mean i could save the world

aang: or i could adopt all the penguins and create an independent penguin colony

aang: i'm just saying, sounds easier

[fanonical]

so jkr thought it was important to tell the filmmakers not to cut kreacher, because he'd become important later. fair enough.

but like...why didn't she do the same with sirius' mirror? it's not like they didn't already have a bunch of scenes of harry and sirius talking that they could have slipped it into. it's...sort of a vital plot point?

[fanonical]

wizards, of course, don’t believe in santa. they find the whole idea of a magical man who flies around the world on a sleigh pulled by magical reindeer to be ludicrously unrealistic.

[fanonical]

the entirety of ravenclaw house owes madame pince 6000 galleons in late fees

per year

[thenamesfrankfontaine-blog]

Hel was sitting in her bed, knees pulled up to her chest. She'd just woken up from a nightmare, and didn't know if she'd been yelling and didn't care. She was too upset by her nightmare, so much so she didn't even look up when hr door opened. (Poor small Hel)

@mischiefsonlydaughter

Fontaine wouldn’t have heard the yell if he hadn’t have gotten up to get some water. It had been quiet, but there were definitely noises coming from Hel’s bedroom. Opening the door quietly, Fontaine stuck his head around the door. “Hey, kid, are you okay?”