Angel, upon learning that Alastor killed someone who insulted him: Wow, you must like me more than I thought.
Alastor: Before you jump to any conclusions, bear in mind that I would kill a man for one corn chip.

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Angel, upon learning that Alastor killed someone who insulted him: Wow, you must like me more than I thought.
Alastor: Before you jump to any conclusions, bear in mind that I would kill a man for one corn chip.
Sorry for more kooky content but really 2016 me, hell even 2018 me, would have been genuinely excited to see deatiel become quasi-canon but the fact that this is happening in 2020 after I graduated college and during an INSANE election week is what has absolutely broken me
Snort laughs into her hand.
*too busy staring at the man porn that is Alfred posting sexy photos*
Look, Mr. Jones you are tempting me waay too much with your boyish good looks and your charming smile. I do ask, are you making a bit of an offer Mr. Jones?